To Earth! And Stuck there... Neptunia and Castletown Dandelion Crossover

I Don't Know What to Call This

Nanu and Uzume went to school like normal, but Nepgear seemed to have left before them. "Man. I'm really starting to miss Gamicademi. Aren't you?" Uzume asked. "Yeah. Especially since this school doesn't have a fencing club." Nanu responded. "Or a film club." Uzume added. "Or some kind of gun club. I mean, school rules say no weapons on campus, but that's not gonna stop me from bringing my trusty rapier." He said, and patted his school bag, which contained said rapier. "Why do you carry it around anyway? It's not like Arfoire is here." Uzume asked. "This coming from the girl who uses a megaphone as a weapon." Nanu sassed her. "H-Hey! I didn't mean it like that! And my megaphone is awesome!" She countered. "Haha. Yeah, okay. I'm sure it'd work great with someone with a guitar for a weapon." He said. "As if someone like that exists." Uzume said. "They might." He said, and smiled. "Hey. Race ya to the school." He challenged her. "You're on, Brosy." She accepted, and the two started running. On the way, they ran past Akane and two others. "Huh? Hey, Nanu!" Akane called, but he and Uzume were already out of earshot.

Once the two run into the class, they both shout, "I win!!" as they ran past the doorframe. "Haha! Take that, Uzume!" Nanu laughed. "What're you talking about, Brosy? I totally won!" Uzume said. "No, I did!" They both say, but stop shouting, and just laugh together. "Geez... Those two can be very similar at times it's scary..." Nepgear said to herself. "Let's call it a draw." Nanu said. "Yeah. Good race." She said, and the two shook hands.

Later that day, Nanu did his daily lunch delivery, and met with Akane on the roof. "Hey." He greeted her. "Hey." She smiled back. With her were two others. Misaki, and another male. "Who is this?" Nanu asked. "This is Haruka. He's my little brother, and a sophomore here. He's Misaki's younger twin." She told him. "I see. Nice to meet you." He bowed. "Yeah, same." He also bowed. "So, who was that you were with this morning?" Akane asked. "Her? That was Uzume. A friend." He answered. "She's in our class." He added. "Oh right. I remember now." She said. "You two were going pretty fast. Faster than the cars on the street. Are you, by any chance, Olympic runners?" Haruka asked. "Nope." Nanu replied, and ate a piece of beef. "So this is where you went." Uni said, and walked up to the group. "Hey Uni. I thought I gave you your bento?" He said. "Yeah, you did, but then you left without saying anything. And here you are, talking to someone you just met yesterday." She complained. "Oh? Is that a hint of jealousy I detect?" Nanu wondered. "Wh-What are you talking about?! Who's jealous?! Not me, that's for sure!" She started shouting. "Then that means I'm okay to speak with others. Besides, it's not like we're dating." He said, and ate another piece of beef. "Fine!" She said, and sat between Nanu and Akane. "Then I'll be here to eat too!" She huffed, and ate a piece of Nanu's beef. "Hey! That was mine!" He complained. "Too bad. Mine now." She said, and pulled out her own bento. "Seriously, at least tell me what's wrong..." Nanu whispered, and ate some more beef. "So this where you've been for the past week, Brosy." Uzume said, and walked up to them. "Oh, hey Uzi." He greeted. "Wait, since when?" She asked. "Well, you call me Brosy so much, I thought you could use a nickname too. Do...you not like it?" He explained, and asked her. "Well...I guess that makes sense. Besides, it sounds cool." She said. "Cool. I did some research, and apparently an uzi is a type of gun." He told her. "Awesome. That makes it more cool. Mind if I join you guy?" She asked, and sat next to Nanu. "Not at all." He said, and ate some rice. "Aha! There you are, Tuna!" Peashy called, and attempted to tackle him, but he caught her. "My name is not Tuna! My name isn't even that hard to say!" He shouted at her. But Peashy being Peashy, she only laughed and smiled. Nanu put her down, and she sat down next to Uzume. Rom and Ram came next, and sat by Peashy. "Geez it's getting loud... At least Nepgear isn't-" "Hey Nanu." Nepgear spoke to him. "Gah! O-Oh. Hey Nepgear. What's up?" He asked. "Mind if I join you?" She asked. "Sure. You can sit here." He said, and stood up. "..." Nepgear didn't say anything, but sat down anyway. Nanu sat on the ground, and looked up to speak, but stopped, and stood up and sat next to Rom on the end. "What is it?" She asked. "Nothing! Nothing at all!" He said nervously. "You saw them, didn't you?" Nepgear asked. "What?! Saw what?! Haha..." He laughed, still very nervous. "Saw what?" Uzume asked, and immediately figured out what was happening. "Brosy! You perv!" She yelled, and pulled her skirt to cover her orange panties. "I didn't mean to do it! Honest!" He said. "You should've figured that out before." Nepgear sighed, and did the same as Uzume. "Big brother Nanu... I didn't know you could be so shameless..." Ram said. "Are you serious?!" Nanu started freaking out. "Uni! You know I would never do such a thing, right?!" He asked. "I...I don't mind!" She said. "What?!" Everyone shouted, and looked at her. "Heh...heheh. Y-You girls can be s-so s-sensitive... I don't mind at all... If you want to look, you can." She said, blushing intensely. "Why Uni?!" Nepgear asked, and winked at Uzume. She nodded, and started smiling. "Because I love him, of course! Huh? Wait! No! You didn't hear that!" She screamed. "She said it! She said, Gearsy!" Uzume exclaimed. "I knew it!" Nepgear and Uzume began jumping up and down like excited children. "Th-That didn't come out right! Shut up! You heard nothing!" She continued to scream at the two. "But you just admitted it!" Nepgear said. "Why am I the one getting teased here?! I know you two feel the same!" Uni shouted. "Th-That's not true!" Uzume defended herself. "Really? I see the looks you give him when he's not looking. You think I wouldn't notice that?!" She stated. "And you, Nepgear. You're his sister! You should be ashamed!" She said. "Well... He's a half brother. It doesn't count." She said, and twiddled her thumbs. "Yes it does! You two even look alike! No one could tell you're half siblings!" Uzume shouted. "Why am I the one being shouted at?! Where's Nanu?! Did he hear that?!" Nepgear started looking around for brother, but was unsuccessful in finding him. "Where did he go?!" They all asked at the same time. "He fainted after Uni said he could look up her skirt anytime. So Akane and Misaki took him to the nurse." Haruka explained. "What?!" They all shout, and soon, the bell for class rung. "Shoot!" They scream, and run back to their classrooms.