"What do you mean 'why can I see you?', of course I can see you! You're right in front of me!"
"Yes but I have lived for billions of years, and not one living creature has ever seen me, except for you. So why is that?"
"How should I know? My guess is you're stuck with me though"
"And why's that?"
"because, if I hadn't been seen for billions of years, I wouldn't throw that away..
