As Harry walked in the Forest he was ambushed. By the centaurs. 'Great,' he thought. 'Time to get attacked.' But all of them ran away....all but Firenze. 'That boi is fine lookin yo', Harry thought. 'Wait no I can't think that ew bestiality...or is it?' "Erm..hullo..why are you here? And where'd the others go?" "They..had other business to tend to..." "nice bruh" "are you on drugs Harry?" "Yeh" "erm ok then Harry would you like to come round mine for a cuppa?" "Yeh sure mate", Harry said as he climbed on Firenze's back. 'Man he smells good' Harry thought. 'Well actually he smells like a horse but dannggggggg boi he fine as heck' "hey Firenze?" "Yes Harry?" "Ya wanna.....kiss?" "Boi wtf I ain't no gay interspecies loving creep!" "Oh..sorry" "But I ammmmm a bi interspecies loving creep!!" "Ayyyyyy" "Yass boi" "cool so you wanna make out" "Yeh sure bruh" so they made out until someone came and found Harry and reversed the love potion someone had set on Harry to make him weird af and love Firenze
The end!
I'm so sorry this is very weird I'm just really bored and ik this doesn't line up with anything but yeah I really dont care
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