This isn't an update I just want to know wtf was going on in my brain when I wrote this title. Also, who tf votes on this? Like thanks and all, but tf mate wyd with your life. (I might actually write this if I can figure out how to create sexual tension between two inanimate objects.
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Random HP oneshots (not smut, but equally weird)
FanfictionIdk I'm a twisted person please enjoy (also I'm writing this off the top of my head and I've never written anything like this so it's crap)
