Harry: I, um, I'm breaking up with u Ginny.
Ginny: WHAT THE FUCK HARRY POTTER WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT U BASTARD!!!!
Harry: I'm sorry!!! But, there's someone else...
Ginny: HOW COULD U DO THIS U SELFISH HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH?!?! I WILL FUCKING END U!!!!
Draco: He's over u, bitch. He's with me now!
Hermione: Oh shit.
Ron: Yay!!! U go gay guy!!! Dump that slut's ass!!!
Hermione: RONALD WEASLEY!!!!!
Ron: Sorry, luv u.
Draco has a new status; Well, fuck.
Luna: Why'd u put that on ur status?
Amoura: Sup my peeps?
JB: hey girls;)
Amoura: fuck off Beiber
JB: fuck me, baby.
Amoura: and that was the first time I killed a man.
Harry: WHAT?!?!
Amoura: just kidding :D
Harry: good
Amoura: yeah, wasn't the first time.
Draco: O.o
Luna: well, fuck
