CUDDLE BUDDIES!!!

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nO SWEARING IN THIS EPSODE

Max: Go ahead!

Amoura: MAX!!!!

Max: Oh, right, I'm breakng up with you.

Amoura: Wow, you are a jerk.

*Fred Weasley walkes in alive*

Gorge: FRED!!!!!!!!!

*Gorge runs up and hugs his brother, and so do Ginny and Ron.*

Gorge: YOU DIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!

Fred: Magic, duh.

*so everyone cryes happily accept for Amoura who is busy PLOTTING REVENGE*

Fred: Hi. *says to Amoura*

Amoura: Hey.

Fred: What are you doing?

Amoura: Didn't the caption just tell you? I'm plotting revenge on an asshole.

Fred: I LOVE revenge, let me help.

Amoura: Fuck yes!

*Fred and Amoura plott revenge until they get seriously off topic.

Fred: So was he your cuddle buddy or something?

Amoura: Nah, we dated, but he was getting bored of me because I didn't have sex with him.

Fred: Abstinence!

Amoura: Abstinence!

Amoura: I have never had a cuddle buddy.

Fred: Me neither.

Amoura: Well, that pretty much means we have to be cuddle buddies now.

Fred: Yeah, now and forever.

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