Rule Number #1 is that you've gotta have fun
Drew was having a grand time. She was on a date with her fifteenth boyfriend of the year. Yes, the fifteenth one of the year.
But baby when you're done, you have to be the first to run
Rule Number #2 Just don't get attached to somebody you could loose
Drew knew how to distance herself from her lovers. This had been one of the first things her old cabin mates had taught her.
So let me tell you
This is how to be a heart-breaker
Boys, they like a little danger
They had explained to her everything she needed to know. The rest she figured out. Men loved challenges.
We'll have them falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I-l-l-love you
How to be a heart-breaker
Boys, they like the look of danger
Not one of her victims expected her to let them down so easily. They acted like they could handle Drew Tanaka. Oh, the look on their faces.
We'll have them falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I-l-l-love you
At least I think I do
Cause I-l-l-love you
Drew hadn't always done this to humiliate them. She was just looking for the right one. As clichè as it sounds, it was true. She at least tried to like the guy.
Rule Number #3 Wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve
Unless you taste defeat
Her cabin mates had always reminded her to do this. She never knew what the saying meant, but she just went with it. Drew was never good with these kind of things.
Rule Number #4 Gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door
And leave him wanting more, more
Drew always followed this routine. Some would thing this would become monotonous, but she loved it. She didn't know why, but she just did.
This is how to be a heart-breaker
Boys, they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I-l-l-love you
At least I think I do
Girls, we do whatever it will take
Cause girls don't want our hearts to break
In to two
The first time she ever date and dumped someone was two years ago. She had been absolutely terrified. She stumbled on almost all of her words. Immediately after she dumped him, a wave of guilt spread over her.
So it's better to be fake
Can't risk losing in love
This is how to be a heart breaker
Boys, they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I-l-l-love you
Cause I-l-l-love you
At least I think I do
These events had caused Drew Tanaka to be what she is today.
So! That took forever. Review! Disclaimer- I do not own Drew Tanaka or the song, How to be a Heart Breaker or the art for the cover!
