Niall and his golf club part 3

Niall was about to start the first show of his solo career, when he suddenly felt quite anxious. He's not used to putting on a show without 1d. As his nerves kept wracking up, he heard a knock on the door. He turns to see his good pal Louis walk in. "You okay m8?" Louis asked. "Ye, just a wee bit nervous that's all." Niall responded. "Well Niall don't you have anything to do to calm your nerves?!" Louis asked, worried about his friend. "Well.... there is ONE thing that helps me...." Niall whispered. "And what is that?" Louis asked curiously. "Well... I like to sometimes stick golf clubs up my butt because I want to be one with golf....." Niall whispered off into the distance. He then tilted his head at Louis, "hey.." Niall said with a slight grin, "what if you joined me this time? It's a great time!" Niall said excitedly. Louis was in shock, he didn't know what to say, he didn't want Niall to be anxious anymore, so he did what he had to do, "I'd love to join you Niall" Louis said in a fake excited voice. Niall took his golf club out of the case and told Louis to go stand against the counter. "Now hold still" Niall said as he prepared for launch. He quickly thrusted the golf club up Louis' butthole as the sound of Louis' screams echoed the room "chickEN STUFFED WITH MOZZARELLA WRAPPED IN PARMA HAM WITH A SIDE OF HOMEMADE MASH" he yelled as he enjoyed the feeling of Niall's golf stick. As he finished he turned to look at Niall, "that was actually amazing, have a good show m8." Niall quickly felt relief as he started to walk onstage. "What a friend" he thought as all his worries washed away.