God damn this a/m (about me)

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So this is the a/m (about me) I'm writing right now for a collab account on Quotev. This damn a/m is taking me upwards of 6-7 hours to make.

I started at 10pm and it's 4am rn (wait an I stupid?), almost 5am

Hopefully you can see why I got pissed when I screwed up



Hey so basically I'm just gonna go over the people on this account

There is me, Jay, or @YouCantHurtMe . I'm the most non-caring person on this account. My I.D.G.A.F meter is an 11/10. I will do what I want illegal or not (not like grand larceny or robbery or serial killing. Like doing marijuana). I'm best friends with @LoveThemHateYou and @Imaboss2424 who I both know irl and my best friends. Both of those 2 are in my home room and it's lit as hell to have them with me throughout the school year. The only thing is I wish I got put in a split homeroom to be with my love (Yes she is a year older than me). I like some sports but I never liked basketball. I like football, dodgeball, track and field sprinting, and my favourite sport is staying up for 5 hours to make an a/m!! I have actually sat here for 5 hours making this damn a/m, so give me some credit. I could've spent those hours doing something productive. The funny thing is that although in the not giving a fuck aspect I surpass all of my friends (except one who doesn't have Q) my friends are really cool and we like the same stuff. I'm the type of guy to send a Morphius meme to my (possible) future adopted child saying "What if I told you





"You are adopted?"   Do you see see where the no fucks given part comes in (true fact: NoFxcksGiven was the URL I wanted but I've already got one previous account deleted for 'Prohibited Username' so damn). I am the biggest damn procrastinater on planet Earth. Legit I'll make up the stupidest games to actually get out of doing homework or a project. I absolutely adore my love. She is the most important thing to me on planet earth. In any situation I would save her. Doesn't matter if it's for my own life or my moms I will always save her. Fuck with her and the only light you'll be seeing is the cracks in the walls of hell. Believe it or not I'm not just some crazy fuck who is high all the fucking time I'm actually hella chill. So if you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to rant to I'm always here. You can message me on my main @YouCantHurtMe or my backup @blxckasmysxul (I'm more active on my main but message my backup if you need too). I actually don't look like what I'm talking up. Here are random useless spam facts that are completely useless but you just need to know. I'm really short, about 4'8, need cuddles and attention 25/8, pansexual frying pan, love to do little random wrist doodles but can't draw for anyone's life (little rainbows and different pride flags, some country flags is what I mainly doodle on my wrist), scars galore (yeah, I've been cutting on and off for about 3 years now...), I'm gonna have fucking chapped lips if I don't stop biting my lip, I can taste 5 hour energy in the back my throat (Nobody in the world needed to know that), about 3-4 people have a crush on me. Irl and online combined, first in my grade to get a Wattpad account (not in my school tho, that award goes to my good friend Emma [ Not @TriggerWarningAKAEwood28623 ] but my friend Hey so basically I'm just gonna go over the people on this account

There is me, Jay, or @YouCantHurtMe . I'm the most non-caring person on this account. My I.D.G.A.F meter is an 11/10. I will do what I want illegal or not (not like grand larceny or robbery or serial killing. Like doing marijuana). I'm best friends with @LoveThemHateYou and @Imaboss2424 who I both know irl and my best friends. Both of those 2 are in my home room and it's lit as hell to have them with me throughout the school year. The only thing is I wish I got put in a split homeroom to be with my love (Yes she is a year older than me). I like some sports but I never liked basketball. I like football, dodgeball, track and field sprinting, and my favourite sport is staying up for 5 hours to make an a/m!! I have actually sat here for 5 hours making this damn a/m, so give me some credit. I could've spent those hours doing something productive. The funny thing is that although in the not giving a fuck aspect I surpass all of my friends (except one who doesn't have Q) my friends are really cool and we like the same stuff. I'm the type of guy to send a Morphius meme to my (possible) future adopted child saying "What if I told you

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