"We could of had a frisky threesome in the back of Tesco's."
"LET ME EAT THE KINDER KID!!!!"
"I own you now."
"He wants my 12 year old bum cheeks."
"Uncle Joe, the child molester."
"I want a golden ticket in my ass."
"Edge tips, with Jakey."
"My CaNcErOuS pOnY!"
"P.C.S.T (Portable Child Sex Toy)."
"There was a lot of ass slapping last night."
"That's a strong lesbian."
"Neo the grass tyson."
"You need to get on Pornhub more."
"The kinky kinder kid."
"Ah! Don't look! Our rakes are have intercourse!"
"YESCO"
"I have cybernetic tity guns!"
"I have an itchy tit."
"Lightning mgee."
"Let's suck together!" "Are we doing the sucky suck now?" "Do you have your sucky?"
"Can we have a chinky tonight?"
"THE KINDA KID IS A FURRY NOW!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!"
"It's not coming up! I'll try PornHub." "Next, HentiaHayvven."
"If she's upset, give her asians. Get Kane!"
"Dr. Hatty."
"One of us. One of us. One of us! One of us! ONE OF US!!!! ONE OF US!!!!"
"Boob curtains."
"Did you call my child deformed?"
"I'd suck Steves blocky cocky."
"Don't fuccubus the succubus."
"Yiff the fish."
"Everyone sit on Cory."
"He sucked in all his fat to reveal perky moob"
"Do you know what is better then getting raped in my Lamborghini? Raping people with knowledge."
"Hookie!"
"Get erect!"
"Why do I look like a courgette?"
"I'm gonna behead your head."
"You have to be a little girl for me tonight."
"Gingers aren't suppose to have talent."
"My dick is sensitive, you keep making him cry"
"I'm a professional Canadian."
"Minty dick."
"I can't find my dick mint!"
"I have reflexes like a pussy."
"Creamy white Friday."
"Accidents happen on the road... like... cars... and child birth."
"Titties with eyes."
"Fell asleep, pussy in hand."
"I'll ruin your child if it makes you happy."
"I'm gonna put it in."
"Don't you hate it when a random man goes into your house and wants a hand job."
"Let's start a petition on change.org to give the N would back to the whites."
"And he grew up to be a nice cantaloupe."
""You are SIN!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!1" -Crymson 2k17"
"He sounds like a black priest."
"CHRISTIAN CORY AT YOUR SERVICE"
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