(SKSKSKSKS that picture bro lol)
BROOOOOOOOOO
SEVENTH GRADE IS well i mean ok.
FIRST OF ALL, EVERYONE FEELS THE NEED TO TELL ME EVERYTHING.
LIKE UHH THEIR SEXUALITY???
THERE ARE SO MANY GAY PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL.
I HAVE A GAY BOY FRIEND.
I HAVE TWO GIRL FRIENDS AND ONE IS BI AND THE OTHER IS A LESBIAN BRO
AND IM....
IM THIS
ABROSEXUAL
n. an individual that has a fluid and/or rapidly changing sexuality that fluctuates between different sexualities.
or like some asshole said:
n. something people say when they want to blame their habit of constantly ruining their relationships on a "sexuality" when in reality, they are afraid of commitment and usually either heterosexual or want to feel included (in something they have no place being included in) OR yeah there's more of a valid sexuality and just have mad bad relationship choices and want to blame them on a fake sexuality.
...
may i add that this was made on urban dictionary from a person with the username theonlyactualqueerprobably
BRO IM TRIGGERED
BUT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT SHIT, I JUST TELL PPL IM BI.
ANYWAYS
NOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS GIRL
AND UHM
I DONT WANT HER KNOWING BUT SHE MIGHT FIND OUT BC MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO WRITE A LOVE PARAGRAPH ABOUT HER TO SEND TO HER ANON AND I DID BC I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HARMLESS BC IT WAS DURING DA WEEK AND SHE DONT HAVE HER PHONE DURIN DA WEEK AND NOW SHES ASKING WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HER BC APPARENTLY SHE FUCKING CARES AND IM PANICKING (AT THE DISCO) LIKENOO AND MY FRIEND IS LIKE GIRL IM RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES (HER NAME IS NYLA) AND I UNDERSTAND WHY BUT SHE, MY CRUSH, CANNOT KNOW ABOUT ME LIKING HER BECAUSE WE ARE BEST FRIENDS AND I DONT WANNA RUIN OUR BEST FRIENDSHIP
*pants*
AND I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCHAH AND I CANT LOSE HER I JUST CANT I WILL FUCKING KERMIT SEWERCIDE IF I LOSE HER I JUST AHEM CANT
also
THE ONLY REASON IK ABOUT MY CRUSH WANTING TO KNOW ABIUT WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HER IS BECAUSE MY OTHER BESTFRIEND TEAH SNAPCHATTED ME A VIDEO ASKING ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SENT BLANK THAT PARAGRAPH AND I CHOKED AND I WAS LIKE HOW YOU KNOW AND SHE SAID ONE. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT IK THAT LIKES MICAH TWO. I KNOW HOW YOU TYPE AND THREE. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT WOULD TALK TO NYLA ABOUT BLANK
oh
fuck it
she's not on wattpad
HER NAME IS
MICAH AND SHES
AMAZING
anyways
SO YEAH I HAD TO CONFESS THAT IT WAS ME THAT SPILLED MY FEELINGS ONTO A SNAPCHAT PARAGRAPH AND IT WAS EMBARRASSING BUT TEAH WAS JUST LAUGHING LMAO
BUT IDK MAN
MY OTHER BEST FRIEND (she's on wattpad so) KNOWS THAT I CALL HER MY WIFE lol AND I EVEN DUG UP AN OLD RING
HAHAHA IM A PSYCHO
ANYWAYS IVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THAT IM MARRIED TO THE MONEY OR TO A PRINGLES CAN BC I CAN NEVER TAKE THIS RING OFF
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE NEVER TAKES HER RING OFF
SO I NEVER TAKE IT OFF
BECAUSE I HAVE A WIFE
ok bye
