Nameless | Reader X Levi (No name Vocalist) |

Little Shit's Call

No Name Band, after towering the world, was going to have a concert in few weeks in Sina City. So, in order to get some rest and prepare for the upcoming concert, Erwin Smith, the band manager, suggested that the band members could spend some time in Maria City. They booked each a room in the fanciest hotel of the town. Far away from the noisy fans and the paparazzis, Levi, Hanji and Mike could rest for some time and get ready for their next move.

One afternoon, Levi was showering. He heard his phone ringing but he didn't bother to leave the shower in order to answer. As the clean freak he was, nothing was more important than cleaning his body, or, he thought so.

The phone stopped ringing.

-" Hello!"

It was Hanji's voice.

Don't tell me ...

-"Ah! He's taking a shower right now! Who should I tell him called? Because you know, you have a real name! " She giggled.

Fucking Hanji! Levi thought to himself, grabbing a towel.

-"Your name in the contact list is "Little Shit", so ..."

-"HANJI !" Levi shouted as he was stepping toward her. His eyes were sending death threats.

-"Ah L-"

Hanji was interrupted by Levi's fist. It wasn't a very strong hit but it was enough to shut her up. She started laughing hysterically, knowing she pissed him off (which was her goal) so he couldn't help himself but give her two more hits on her shoulder before retrieving his phone.

It was Little Shit.

What does she want this time?

He sighed before answering.

-"What do you want?" his voice was calm, but his face was scary.

Hanji was laughing at him. He glared at her then turned his gaze away to focus on what "Little Shit" was saying.

-" Well, you see, I, my friends, want to.. to attend the next No Name concert, and, well, they were wondering, if, well, you.. you could .."

Little Shit's voice was trembling, Levi barely managed to understand what she was saying, and with every word she said, he was frowning a bit more. The whole scenery made Hanji burst into laughter.

- "IfYouCouldReserveSomeTicketsForThem! ......................... They, they will pay of course!" Little Shit abruptly added.

Levi wore a very serious expression. He was pissed, he didn't really know why, but tried to be as calm as he could.

-" What about you?" He asked calmly.

-"Huh?"

-""Will you be going?"

-"Ah! No! No! I'm not, I'm not!".

Her voice became nervous again, and he could picture the facial expression she could have at that moment. It's the expression he's seen the most.

-"Is this why you called me?" he said with the same calm tone.

-"Y-Yes!"

He hung up.

He kept being silent for a moment, looking at his phone. He had only a towel wrapped around his hips, his hair and whole body all soaked.

So she just wanted the tickets after all...

Levi was pissed, but he didn't want to believe it. He never gave a fuck about anyone anyway, right?

Or that's what he thought ...

-"Ohh Levi!!" Hanji's voice was resonating within his head. He looked up at her. She was still in his room, sitting on his bed. "So who was it? Your girlfriend?"

-"Shut up four eyes!" Levi came back to his usual self. "and what the fuck are you doing in my room ?"

-"I was bored!" Hanji replied, with puppy eyes "I went to Mike but he's sleeping so I came to bother YOuuOoOuuO !!" she sang, pointing her two indexes toward him in a very silly way.

-"And why the fuck did you answer my phone?"

-"You weren't coming out any soon, and I got curious to know who was "Little Shit"!" She stood up "So who is she ?" She asked with a very excited voice.

-" Not your business" Levi walked past Hanji and put his phone on his bed "now leave, I need to wear my clothes."

-"Oh, just wear them! Pretend I'm not even here!" she chuckled before adding "She seemed so nice! Did you kiss her yet?"

Levi raised his eyebrow. He was so pissed, firstly because Hanji came into his room and answered his phone without permission (although she's always doing that, this time she made him more angry than usual), secondly, because Hanji was now trying to create a whole love story from nothing, and lastly, although he didn't bring himself to believe it, he was a bit disappointed that Little Shit only called for the tickets, something related to No Name, he felt as he was used, but then again, he would never bring himself to believe he had this kind of thoughts.

-"Fuck off Hanji". Were the only words he could pronounce.

Hanji knew that this time, Levi was more than just angry, so she left the room saying "I guess you won't tell me anything, as always!".

She closed the door behind her.

Her glasses became shiny, her smile evil.

-" I guess I'll ask "Little Shit" myself!".