harley quinn:she's got the whole city in her hands

sirens

Harley entered her hide out liking her fingers when all of a sudden she got an idea. "Hey guys, what do desperate men in a big city love?!?" Harley quinn asked aloud. "Beer" "football" "money" they all said. Harley turned around, "NO, they like clubs a mix of all of those things, beer, sports TV, and live entertainment!" The men looked at each other  and smiled, Harley smiled back.

                      ...
The next day harley walked down the sreet wearing a bulky fur coat, sun glasses, and heels. As she walked cash was falling out of her bag. A wide grin grew onto her face. Harley turned the corner and entered a large real estate building. She sat down in front of a desk and poured the bag full of cash all over the desk, harley peaked over the tall pile "I'd like to invest in a tower of some sort and  can we make we make it spin!?!" The skinny bald man behind the desk pushed up his glasses "ma'am I'm sorry but I can't get you any buildings, y-your a known criminal" harley rolled her eyes "yes and...".  The man spoke again "it's against the law." He said in a scared tone. Harley stood up " you just said I'm a known criminal, so why would I care care if it's against the law." The man dabbed his face with a handkerchief "I'm sorry ma'am I just can't." Harley tilted her head back "I didn't want to have to do this but..." she quickly grabbed something out of her bag and hid it behind her back. "Remember how I, a known criminal killed the joker? He told me I couldn't do something, he hit me, he under estimated me and you know what I did?" Harley took what was behind her back and slammed it on the desk revealing the joker disembodied head. The man turned white. "What? You didn't think I would take a souvenir?" Harley said. Harley grabbed a gun out of her jacket and pointed it at the man's head. "Get me a cool ass spinnin' tower thingie or you end up like him!!"  The man began typing "yes ma'am right away."

                     ...
Harley woke up the next morning and looked at her phone, she had gotten a few texts from the man she met with yesterday giving her details on the towers where abouts. Harley hopped out of bed and put on her most expensive, most elegant dress and walked out the door. After harley rounded up the gang they all drove off to the tower in harley's monster truck. They all flooded the large room in which it had a stage with a large window behind it showing Gotham's most beautiful views, to the left a wet bar with marble counters and tv's above every other chair, to the right were some booths, in the middle was a large statue of a mermaid made of diamond, and On the top there were balconies over looking the stage. Harley smiled then turned around well get to work boys, this place isn't going to fix itself. The thugs began to decorate and make flyers for the new night club when one of them asked "what'll we call it?" Harley stopped walking and thought for a  moment, and then it hit her. "Sirens, ya know like the statue in the middle, SIRENS"

(SRRY IK I TOTALLY STOLE THAT FROM GOTHAM )

penguin sat behind his desk smoking a cigar. A man came in and handed him a flyer, "sirens eh?"

                     ...