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namthejoon bro nice hair

slayjin thanks
swaegi thanks

swaegi wait what

slayjin he was complimenting mine, obviously

swaegi uhh

swaegi when did you join this group chat lol

slayjin idk

slayjin anyways bye taehyung is attempting to freeze a matchstick

kookjung has joined

kookjung sEOKjIn HELP TAEHYUNG SET FIRE TO OUR ICE CREAM

slayjin nO NOT OUR ICE CREAM

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swaegi ...

namthejoon ...

yourhopeu has joined

yourhopeu i smelled awkwardness so i came as fast as i could

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taekmepapi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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swaegi wtf ok

swaegi ooh i just realized all the rappers are here now

namthejoon ok let's talk about the next um

namthejoon r e h p y c

yourhopeu wtf is that

yourhopeu is that some sort of code

swaegi dont say it :|

yourhopeu oOH

namthejoon DONT

swaegi wAIT

yourhopeu THE NEXT CYPHER!

yourhopeu wow im so proud that i guessed that right :D

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swaegi shit

namthejoon ffs

yourhopeu welp

taekmepapi cAN I HELP YOH GUYZ WITH TGE NEXT CYPHERRRTEYET

swaegi no

yourhopeu NO

namthejoon N O

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kookjung eVErYBOdY SaYy NooOo

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mochimchim jEONGmaL JIgEUMi ANiMYEon ANDWAEeeE

mochimchim AJIK AMuGEoTDo HAEbOn gE EoBTJaNhAAAAaaAa

taekmepapi wE ROORRLLLL

taekmepapi WE ROLLLR

kookjung WE R O R L

swaegi wtf

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slayjin I PUT OUT A FIRE YOU UNGRATEFUL PEASANTS

slayjin I ALMOST BURNT MY LEFT TOE

slayjin I NEEDED TO SACRIFICE ICE CREAM

slayjin tELL ME IM THE MOTHER OF THE FUCKINT YEAR

kookjung ...

taekmepapi ...

mochimchim ...

namthejoon ...

yourhopeu ...

swaegi istg are you on like your man period or some shit

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swaegi im going to be burnt to a crisp aren't i

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Seokjin ran into Yoongi's room with a frying pan in his hand. Yoongi hid under the covers of his bed.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIG" Jin shouted.

"That um- yOU ARE MOTHER OF THE YEAR," Yoongi yelled cheerfully while opening up the covers. "HAHA. WHY YES, CONGRATULATIONS."

Hoseok bursted the door open and gave a bouquet of flowers to Jin. He then cartwheeled back through the door soon after.

Jin was quietly waving to the nonexisting audience.

"I would like to thank my family, food, Bangtan, food-"

"Okay we get it." Yoongi interuppted.

After that, Seokjin flipped his invisible weave and sashayed out the door.

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lmfao what even is this chapter

it's so random

bUT HEY

das showbiz

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