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group chat 10

slayjin oKAY WHiCh oNE OF YoU DISGRACEFUL ARSES BROKE MY MARIO FIGURE

slayjin I AM NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR SHIT UNTIL I GET IT REPLACED

slayjin ONE OF YOU BETTER TALK OR ELSE NO DINNER FOR ONE MONTH AND ALL WE'RE EATING IS NAMJOON'S COOKING

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kookjung IT WAS TAE

kookjung hE SNUCK INTO YOUR ROOM BC HE WAS BORED SO HE TOOK A MARIO FIGURE AND STARTED PLAYING WITH IT BUT HE TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS AND BROKW IT

mochimchim YEAH AND HE EVEN TRIED TO FIX IT WITH YOUR MARIO WASHI TAPE

taekmepapi I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE

yourhopeu NAH FAM I DONT WANT NAMJOON'S MYSTERY SALAD

swaegi YEAH LAST TIME IT CLOGGED THE TOILET JISOOS KRIST

slayjin ...

slayjin taehyung

taekmepapi yes...?

slayjin oh sweet taetae

slayjin *inhales*

everyone but taekmepapi and slayjin has left

slayjin bOI I HAVE RAISED YOU EVER SINCE YOU WERE LIKE 5 AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?!?! YOU'RE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR OWN MOTHER HOW COULD YOU YOU ARE GETTING YOUR VIDEO GAMES TAKEN AWAY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR ONE MONTH AND YOU ARE HELPING ME COOK FOOD, CLEAN THE HOUSE, AND TAKE CARE OF OUR FAMILY FOR ONE MONTH YOU HEAR ME?? I AM NOT ALLOWING SUCH A HORRIBLE CHILD LIKE YOU GET PAST THIS JISOOS CHRIST WEAR ARE THE ADOPTION PAPERS-

taekmepapi ._.

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namthejoon cough

namthejoon aren't you overreacting

namthejoon kRIST i heard your loud ass tapping the keyboard from here

namthejoon i was just about to make dinner too ;_;

slayjin oh haha

slayjin ok taehyung maybe you just need a week

slayjin bUT NO VIDEO GAMES, PLAYING WITH KOOKIE, OR SLEEPING AT 2AM OR ELSE YOU SHALL BE WOOPED BY A BREADSTICK

taekmepapi k

slayjin jUST "k"

slayjin UNBELIEVABLE I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE THIS DISRESPECTFUL I DID NOT RAISE YOU THIS WAY

slayjin NO ICE CREAM FOR ONE MONTH

slayjin YOU BROKE MY $100 MARIO FIGURE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

slayjin OH AND PLUS YOU STILL NEED TO REPLACE IT

slayjin

meanwhile in another group chat..

a safe place away from jin

kookjung rip tae

swaegi atleast we're not eating namjoon's cooking

yourhopeu tru lol

mochimchim i wonder what's happening

mochimchim btw do you guys smell something burning

kookjung oh no not again

yourhopeu guys get the fire extuingishers out

yourhopeu or however you spell it lol

swaegi guys i looked in the kitchen and namjoon is fREAKING FRYING SALAD

mochimchim cALL 911 WEEWOOWEEWOOOO

yourhopeu weewoo by pristin🎶

swaegi hOseoK not the tiME

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and later that day they had to replace the stove and microwave because wELL you guessed it namjoom burnt those :)

oh and speaking of replacing tae also needs to replace that mario figure :)

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sorry for the late update again

i have no inspiration whatsoever so dEAL WITH IT