How I killed my best friend

Fighting Brittany

      After I woke up to my alarm, I went out to the yard and practiced machete swings. I broke a lot of karate dummies by slicing them in half. I was outside for what felt like an eternity, but when I went inside, it was only 9:30. I decided to take a small nap and restore my energy.

I woke up to nothing. Or maybe I just woke up because I remembered the fight. It was already 4 PM. I guess it wasn't such a small nap after all. I decided to check my email to see if she replied. She did, and she replied with;

OK, I am here. I'm waiting for you to show up.

I rushed into my car and sped off to the old abandoned church. I saw a Jeep that I have never seen parked at the church. It must be hers. I cursed under my breath, realizing what I was about to do. I slowly got out of my car and pulled my machete out. I cringed at the loud shing sound. I thought I heard footsteps from behind the church, so I jumped back in my car and stayed as silent as possible. When I realized that it was probably just my active imagination, I got out and tried to creep along the walls of the church. I had planned to stab her and shoot her as quickly as I could. As I crept behind the church I heard a very familiar voice say, "Hello, Jessica." I got started and I jumped out from behind the church.

"Oh, I was just practicing, but I guess we can fight now." I accepted her challenge and pulled out my machete. Her weapon of choice was a 9mm pistol. She aimed the gun at my head, and in the heat of the moment, I sliced off her hand that held the gun. I ran and took the gun out of the bloody, severed hand. I told her that if she did not stop screaming I would stab her chest. As I was ready to swing the machete she screamed

"WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA!" She told me that we could team up, and kill our bosses because they tried to make best friends fight to the death. After a long thinking session, I decided to team up with her. How we would kill our bosses was a mystery