Lemons in the Air

More Keith x Lance For Your Soullllll :3

KEEF JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED TT3TT

HE WAS MY SON FROM THE START, AND I STILL LOVE HIM

AND LANCE IS LIKE MY HALF SON BECAUSE HE IS MY FRIEND'S SON BUT I LOVE HIM JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE KEEF

SO

LOOK AT MY NEW WALLPAPER ;u;

ANDANDAND KLANCE

AND FLUFFINESS

AND HUUURRRDUURR

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KEEF KNOCKED ON LANCE'S DOOR AND SAID "Hey man," AND LANCE DID A GAY GASP. AND THEN SAID "Hey man," BACK BECAUSE THEYRE MUTUALS.

SO THEN THEY TALK
AND TALK
AND MOORER TALK

WHEN FINALLY:

"Lance... I like y-you... a lot..."

AND LANCE SAID,
"That's great buddy, I like you a lot too. You're a great friend!"

FRIEND

FRIEND

FRRIIIEENNNDD

FFFRRRIIIIIEEENNNNDDD

"Y-Yea! Just friends," KEEF SAID FAKING A SMILE. SAD THAT HE GOT INTO THE FRIENDZONE

BUT THEN PIDGEON CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED THROWING LEMONS AND THEM

"CHIRP CHIRP YOU LIL SHITS"

AND THEY WERE VERY CONFUZZLED UNTIL SHIRO HAD TO MAKE HER STOP AND GO TO HER ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE HAS DONE BECAUSE HE IS BEST SPACE DAD

SO THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES WENT BY AND LANCE SAID,
"THE OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE" AND KISSED KEITH BECAUSE IT WAS A DARE FROM HUNK

AND KEEF BLUSHED AND KISS BACK AND PIDGEON GOT LIKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS FROM A BET

AND THEN, KEEF AND LONC HAD BAGEL CHILDREN. THEIR NAMES WERE KEEF JR. AND PIGEON 2.( zanechan1232 >:3)

PRINCIPE LESTER THEN THREW MONEY ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE OF CHILD CARE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW WITH KEEF JR.

KEEF JR. HAD A BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS BOOTY LIKE HIS FATHERS. BUT PRINCIPE LESTER KILLED HIM AND HE WAS NOW HAS A SOGGY BOOTY AND IS DEDS. ;-;

"SACRIFICE A VIRGIN"
CLONE SHIRO WAS SACRIFICED AND NOW PRINCIPE LESTER KIDNAPS LANCEY LANCE SO THEN HE COULD TELL ALL THE VOLTRON SECRETS AND STUFF.

(CUE LANGST :>)

"NO MY BOYFRIEND" KEEF SAID
"NO MY BEST FRIEND" HUNK SAID
"NO THE CLOSEST EQUIVALENT TO MY TOTALLY NOT DEAD BROTHER WHO IS THE BOYFRIEND OF REAL SHIRO" SAID PIGEON
"NO THE PILOT OF THE RED LION" SAID ALLURA
"NO MY BABY" SAID CORAN CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN

THEY FIND LANCEY AND HIM AND KEEF DO HOT MAKEOUT SCENE

THEN LEMONS STARTED RAINING OUT OF NOWHERE??

AND MORE BAGEL CHILDREN
PIGEON HAD TO TAKE CARE OF PIGEON 2, PIGEON 3, PIGEON 4, PIGEON 5, ETC.

THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER