Whos the ken doll?

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John POV
"What's Sherlock doing?" Nico asked as I walked them out of the flat.

"It's complicated basically he's in his mind palace. Searching his mind for information about what's going on." I tried to explain.
"How can he stay still for even a few seconds?" Will asked.

"Well he doesn't have ADHD and he sometimes won't get off the couch for days. Other times I can't get him to slow down." I said

"Anyway where are we going?" Will said.
"Maybe back to the eye of London before we got attacked by a cyclops." I suggested.
"Nico I don't get it you are one of the most powerful demigods how did you get so injured?" Will said.
"I don't know he didn't even throw me that hard it was probably nothing though." Nico said.
"Anyway what other touristy things are there?" Will asked.
"There is a museum close by, Sherlock and I solved a murder there..."
"Speaking of Sherlock when are you going to confess your feelings for him?" Will asked.
I choked, "I don't like him."

"You love him. My friend is a daughter of Aphrodite so I can sense these kinds of things. And Sherlock is gay, very very gay." Nico said.
"He is not gay! And neither am I!" I said.
"Do you want proof?" Nico asked.
"Yes!" I said.
"Aphrodite mind telling John here that Sherlock and him are gay?" Nico said.
"Can she hear you?" I asked.
A beautiful Woman walked up to me, her hair and eyes seemed to be changing colors.
"Sherlock Holmes is as straight as one of Iris' rainbows ."She said.

"Are you Aphrodite?" I managed to stutter out.
"In the flesh, usually I don't bother myself with mortal matters but when two roommates are hopelessly in love and don't even know that they are gay is just well dear it's just sad."
She said shrugging.
"My love life is that sad?"

"Dear I really shouldn't answer that honestly."
I sighed. Bloody brilliant my love life made the gods cringe.

"Anyway Darling I must go you will meet some new gay boys who love life is like yours. Ta ta"
With that Aphrodite left.

"Is everyone gay?" I said out loud.
A few people looked at me strangely but continued on with their life.

"Actually Will is pans not gay." Nico said.
"That doesn't mean I like pans!" Will sighed.
"You used too though I mean you did date that girl Marcy."
"She was not a pan!"
"You're right she was a bitch."

I sighed and listened as the two teenagers bickered back and forth. I brought them into a small cafe but the waitress came up to me.
"I'm sorry sir we are currently extremely busy but there are three gentlemen with a booth that fits six would you mind being with them?" She asked.

"Yeah I guess." I sighed as she led us to a booth.
"Sorry to bother you sirs but these three men are going to sit with you." The waitress said before walking away.

Nico and Will sat next to a guy in a trench coat and I sat next to a moose and ken doll.
We all stared at each other awkwardly when trench coat guy spoke up.

"Dean these kids aren't human, or demon." He said. I gulped as Dean slid a gun against my ribs.

"What are you guys and why are you here?" He asked quickly.
"I'm John this is Nico and Will. I think we need to talk." I stuttered.

Bloody brilliant.

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