Andre Silva
"Lit."
Granit Xhaka
"Is it mine?"
Dele Alli
"Can we name him Eric?"
Ricardo Kaka
"Again??"
Mateo Kovacic
"It better be mine this time."
Mario Gotze
"Who are you?"
Joshua Kimmich
"Im too young to be a dad"
Tito Villalba
"Hold on--im calling Yamil."
Miralem Pjanic
"I bet you fucked Cuadrado again, didn't you?"
Ricardo Quaresma
"Me too."
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Football Preferences
Fanfiction100% serious don't @ me Andre Silva, Granit Xhaka, Dele Alli, Ricardo Kaka, Mateo Kovacic, Mario Gotze, Joshua Kimmich, Tito Villalba, Miralem Pjanic, Ricardo Quaresma
