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6| A Lil' Big Problem

Maybe if I just... kissed... her.
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Goodnight, Noona.

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Oh the sweet morning. Said absolutely no one ever. Y'all thought. Except what is that weird feeling on my neck? It's like someone is breathing on m-

"OH MY SWEET BUTTERY JESUS AMEN WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING, I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC-"

"Noona, why are you yelling?" Jimin groaned in a cute morning voice.

"You are- you're-"

"I'm what?" Jimin got up.

"Well you're... you?" I mentally smacked myself, what does that even mean. "You're like um- big?" Is that even the right word. *cough* insert BamBam

"What do you-" Jimin looked down at himself. "NOONA! I'M LIKE YOU. I'M NOT LITTLE ANYMORE!" We both just kind of looked at each other in surprise.

"Maybe everyone-" I looked over to where Yoongi slept. He was still... small. Jimin followed my gaze and smiled even wider.

"Noona! I'm finally the tallest!" He shook me with his arms and then hugged me.

"Jimin-ah what did you do?" I asked. He shook his head while smiling.

"Nothing, Noona!"

"Why don't I believe you?" I squinted at him. He smiled even bigger and then looked at his feet. Aw little Jiminie is blushing! Well he's not really little anymore. He's actually taller than me. Why is everyone fuc-

"I might of kissed Noona, while she was sleeping." He has really cute natural blush, like it looks fake, but- wait he kissed me?

"You, what?"

"IjustthoughtbecausethatswhattheydointhemoviesthatmaybeIshouldtryandwellnowI'mbigandyoucanthinkofmdasaman." Jiminie said all in one breath.

"Woah slow down, it's still morning. Start over." He took a deep breath.

"That's what all those guys in those dramas you watch do and you always seem really excited during those scenes and since I'm big now, you can think of me as a man." Wow I need to stop watching so many gross romantic dramas.

"I uh- I just- I- I have to pee dammit! Go wake up the boys!" I stormed off in a furious rage of wanting to pee. Honestly, what even is my life? I swear I'm in some weird dream or something. Tiny cuties turning into extremely attractive men that look like they came from those corny dramas I watch.

Dear buttery Jesus,

WHY

Amen

Sincerely, Me

Are they all that attractive? Like when they're small, they all just look cute and squishy, but NO. When they're big apparently they have a big cute smile, great hair, an amazing jawline, eyes you could drown in, and big lips that you could just ki- NO. NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY SATAN. You will not tempt me with attractive boys. I'm a pure child.

Yeah, who the hell am I kidding. I would pick attractive boys over anything.

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"Jimin hyung... what the actual fuc-?" Kookie got cut off.

"GOOD MORNING my tiny cuties!" I stepped in and cut off Kookie. Damn, I probably need to watch my language around them. They're like toddlers and repeat everything. EVERYTHING. Swears and lines from sap ass dramas.

"Noona. I'm not tiny anymore. What about me?" Jiminie pouted.

"Good morning, my handsome Jiminie." I smiled at him. He had a slight blush on his cheeks, but he still smiled his cute smile at me.

"Noona, this isn't fair! He's big and we're stuck like this!" Tae Tae puffed out his cheeks.

"You guys are adorable, why would you want to be big?" I felt a grip on my arm.

"But Noona, I'm big." Jiminie whined. Good lord, this sounds very wrong out of context.

"Yes, and you're adorable as well."

"I thought I was handsome!"

"You ar-" I got cut off.

"Jimin-ah, stop begging for compliments." Joonie shook his head.

"Yeah, Jimin-ah!" Tae Tae stuck his tongue out. And both of them started yelling back and forth. A man yelling at a tiny man. What exactly is life?

I felt a small tap at my ankle. It was a sleepy Yoongi. Half asleep and dragging a blanket behind him. Cute. I picked him up and held him in my hands. I then slowly walked to the kitchen and started preparing for breakfast. Tiny pancakes.

By the time I was almost finished with the tiny stacks of pancakes, the boys were all worn out. Tae Tae was sitting on Jiminie's shoulder and they were mindlessly insulting each other.

"I could eat you."

"I could crawl in your ear."

"I could sit on you."

"I could kick you in the nostril."

"ALRIGHT breakfast is done!" I yelled over their weird conversation. I had made them a table to sit at with a bowl and seats with medicine cups.

I grabbed all the smaller boys and set them at their table. I placed Yoongi on the couch and dragged Jiminie to the "big" people chairs.

I was about to sit down myself, but my phone rang.

Namjoonie 💕

"Hey brat!" I answered it.

"Noona, I'm not a little kid anymore. I'm a man now." He replied.

"Barely. What's up, kid." He sighed.

"Um, she's not doing too good." He breathed out.

"I thought-"

"Me too, but recently she's been getting worse. I don't want to say it, but I think she's finally giving up."

"I-I- I have to go see her."

"Noona, I'll be there too. Don't think about it too much. Okay?" He sounded on the verge of tears too. I felt some I run down my cheek. I hung up.

"Noona, the boys said they won't eat without y- Noona?" Jiminie grabbed on to me. "Noona, don't cry."

"It's been a year, why now?" I sobbed into Jimin's shirt.

"Noona."

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Lots of "little" twists I know, kill me. I swear I'll have more fluff. Just some angst first, because I'm emo. Yell at me for updates.