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3| Short & Sweet

"Noona! These are as big as my head!" Tae Tae held up a Oreo to his face.

"Eat them. They're delicious." I smiled at them all. They each grabbed a cookie in their little hands and nibbled on it. So cute.

"Waa! These are so good!" J-Hope exclaimed.

"Can we stay here forever, Noona? And eat cookies?" Little Jimin asked.

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"Sure, you can!" I patted little Jimin's head. He giggled and nibbled on his Oreo.

"Hyung!" I turned my attention to the little yell. Kookie was laughing at Tae Tae, who got an Oreo stuck to his face. I gently pulled it off, to reveal he had the filling covering him.

"Stupid." J-Hope mumbled, nibbling his cookie.

"Yaa. I'm not stupid." Tae Tae pouted.

"Then why do you look as white as Yoongi?" J-Hope pointed at the little cutie in my hand.

"Yah! You're both stupid!" Yoongi scolded them both. He sat up and rubbed his eyes. Maybe eating Oreos wasn't a good idea?

"Okay, how about I prepare you guys a bath?" I interrupted their little dispute.

"Is Noona going to join us?" Jimin smiled widely, making his eyes crinkle. So adorable. And so innocent.

"No, I'll let you guys have your privacy." I smiled back at him. I then offered out my arm to carry all of them. Once again, they all climbed on my forearm and I walked to the bathroom.

"Wahh! Everything is so clean and shiny!" J-Hope said amazed. Ha. They should see my bathroom. That thing is a wreck. I should probably clean it actually.

"And that's where you'll be bathing." I pointed to the bathtub with my other hand. I then put them down on the sink counter, so I could get them water.

I poured a few inches or so they wouldn't drown themselves. Wait what am I supposed to do for soap? My stuff is way to big for them. Maybe I should just give them a bubble bath. I may be 22, but I still enjoy my bubbles.

"Noona, what is that stuff?" Jimin asked as I pulled out my bath bubbles. Yes, I'm a grown human.

"Bubbles." All the cuties looked at each other and smiled. I mean, everyone loves bubbles. Unless you're Satan. Maybe Satan doesn't like bubbles. But maybe he's a secret bubble blowing baby.

"I think we're getting treated well tonight." Joonie gave a little dimple smile.

"Oh my gosh, wait! I have a better idea!" I ran out the door and back to my kitchen. I looked through my cupboards to find my bowls. I grabbed seven good sized bowls. Perfect!

"Noona! Hurry! Tae hyung fell in the sink!" I heard Kookie call. Of course he did. I couldn't help, but smile. So adorable.

"Sweetheart, you need to stop being so clumsy." I smiled as I picked him up out of the sink. He was pouting at the other guys laughing at him.

"Kookie pushed me." He whined.

"Kook, be nice to him." I kinda wanted to laugh too, but I would probably hurt Tae Tae's feelings.

"Y/N, why did you bring bowls with you?" Joonie switched the conversation.

"Oh! Right! I thought that you guys wouldn't want to all bathe together, so maybe you would like individual baths. I put Tae down next to the others and filled each bowl with warm water. And bubbles. Of course.

"Waahh! This looks so nice!" Jin dipped his hand in the bowl. I looked at all the other little guys. Joonie was fascinated with the bubbles. J-Hope was putting the bubbles on his face like a beard. Yoongi was poking the bubbles and popping them. Jimin tried to hug the bubbles, but they got all over him. And Tae and Kookie were wrestling in one of the bowls.

"Yah! Don't make a mess, unless you want to clean it up yourselves!" I yelled at them splashing water and making bubbles fly everywhere. They both stopped immediately and lowered their heads.

"Sorry, Noona." They both mumbled.

"Look at you two, you're all wet." I moved their wet hair out of their faces. They both looked up at me with their "innocent" eyes.

"We're really sorry, Noona." Tae hugged my finger. I couldn't help, but smile at how cute they were. I mean, I wasn't really that mad. It's just water. It's not like my house was on fire. You know, I probably shouldn't leave them alone.

"It's okay, but please be careful. Okay?"

"Okay, Noona!" They said together.

"Now, before you guys get in your baths, you need to take off your clothes." Wow, that was weird to say.

Jimin took my "advice" as an order and began to take off his onesie.

"Ah! I didn't mean right now!"

"But you said before taking a bath and I'm going to take mine now." He looked at me confused. Are they really just tiny humans? Do they, you know, have everything? I'm not creepy, just curious. But I don't want to see if they do, I just- gosh never mind.

"After, I leave the room." I started walking to the door.

"Why do you have to go?" Jimin asked. He's so adorable, like a puppy.

"I-uh-"

"Jimin-ah, it's because she's a lady." Joonie helped me out. The boys all nodded in agreement. Good, because I really didn't want to explain all of that.

"So, I'm going to go clean the kitchen, will you boys be alright?" I asked while standing in the door frame. They all nodded and I smiled. I left the door slightly cracked, in case another "accident" happens.

I walked over to clean the kitchen. Of course Oreo crumbs are everywhere. Not even a few seconds later, I hear little yells. So back to the bathroom I go.

"Noona."