There was a huge shipment scheduled to be sent across the pacific, There were 30 tons of radioactive waste that were meant to be sent to the refinery inconveniently placed in the middle of the pacific. It was in the middle of its journey when a fishing boat for some reason came up to it.
"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?!" Shouted one of the sailors
"Well I was just fishi-" The fisher said when he was interrupted
"ITS LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF MILES FROM THE NEAREST LAND, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!" The sailor shouted.
"Well I was trying to fish, then a wave caught me and sent me here" The fisher defended.
"THE WAVES GO THAT WAY NOT THIS WAY" The sailor shouted back.
After a few minutes of arguing, the fisher was lifted onto the boat, but he was a bunch of fish hiding in a human body filled with water. The fish threw all the sailors off the boat, then began dumping the waste into the ocean. All the fish began glowing, and the fisherman began cloning his fishing pole, to give to them.
