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Okay, so I have three made up words for you all!

Zayning

Synonym for leaving. Based on 26th March 2015. Should I cry over this? Yes? No?

For example:

. Don't you dare Zayn away from this problem!

. He just Zayned away

. Are you Zayning, Roxy?

Lol My Life

Use it when you realize your life is all going in the wrong direction now. Or when you are simply bored of typing 'Lol' to your best friend's texts

For example:

. "Britney burnt her hair, today"

"Lol my life"

. *realizes there is a Geometry exam today and didn't study*

"Lol my life"

. *can't go to the party*

"Lol my life"

Don't pull of a Harold

Instead of saying 'Good luck' or 'Break a leg', you can use 'Don't pull of a Harold' when you need luck. If you need more explanation, see this GIF and you'll realize.

Oh, Harold.

For example:

. "I'm going to the interview now!"

"Don't pull of a Harold!"

. "I'm going to meet Obama today"

"Oh, well. Don't pull of a Harold then"

. "I'm going to get my certificate, mom!"

"Don't pull off a Harold, honey"

Like I've Mentioned Before, I'm An Idiot

When you realize you are wrong.

For example:

. "See, I told you"

"Like I've mentioned before, I'm an idiot"

. "Ha ha! I was right and you were wrong!"

"Like I mentioned before, I'm an idiot"

Hey guys! Hope you all are laughing!

And quick question.

Which house are you in?

I'm a Slytherin.

#BigMalfoyFanHere

Lol my life.

Peace out!

_Infinity xx