𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞 → 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐲𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧

[ twenty-eight ]

you and me at christmas
christmas, corbyn, zach, jonah, daniel, jack

christmas:
happy one year boys!!

daniel:
aw thanks babeeee

corbyn:
babe?

zach:
do i sense a jealous corbyn?

corbyn:
i'm not jealous. why would i be jealous?

daniel:
because i get to take christmas on a date and you don't *hair flip*

christmas:
jeez i was just tryna be nice, didn't mean to start an argument

jonah:
it's entertaining. corbyn just sighed really loudly as if in disappointment

corbyn:
shut up jonah

zach:
yEAH JONAH

jonah:
why are you attacking me?

zach:
since you made us eat at chipotle... AGAIN!!!

daniel:
i like chipotle

zach:
shut up daniel no one was talking to you

christmas:
when are you guys gonna be in nj?

zach:
stoP CHANGING THE SUBJECT CHRISTMAS

corbyn:
hey don't attack my best friend zach

jack:
ooh you just got friend zoned

christmas:
*dabs on jack and zach and corbyn*

jonah:
wtf

christmas:
i'M DABBING ON MY HATERS! now don't question me or you'll be added to the list of people i'm dabbing on

jack:
*dabs back*

christmas:
stfu jack no one likes you or your fAkE curls mister

daniel:
hah

jack:
daniel's the biggest hater

daniel:
well i'm the only one that didn't get dabbed on soooo

jonah:
actually christmas only threatened to dab on me soooo

corbyn:
fight fight fight

christmas:
my question remains unanswered

corbyn:
aren't you too busy to drive down?

christmas:
nope

corbyn:
seem to be busy every time i text you

zach:
ooooh *sips tea*

jonah:
is there any coffee?

jack:
nope now shush i'm tryna watch this fight

christmas:
ever occur to you that i have certain due dates?

corbyn:
yet you can still drive to newark to meet us all? or should i say to meet daniel?

daniel:
hey don't drag me into this

jonah:
what's daniel gotta do with any of this?

corbyn:
him and christmas are going on a date, like he said earlier. wouldn't have happened if i didn't tell you to ask her on a date.

jack:
lol what

corbyn:
oops i wasn't supposed to say that

christmas:
k

jack:
but you went out of your way to make that k a lowercase

christmas:
i actually have a class rn so i gtg

zach:
BYE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

corbyn:
oh look you're busy once again.

jack:
corbyn is on his man period, don't mind him. talk soon

daniel:
see you later<3

jonah:
byeeeee we're in nj this weekend see you soon bestieeeeee

[ author's note ]
i thought i uploaded this last night apparently not.