𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞 → 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐲𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧

[ twelve ]

corbYn

you have weird
friends

what?

oh no

did they text you?

yeah lol

they're an odd
bunch

you're odder

is that an insult?

are you saying
i look like a sea
otter?

no no no

you're very
pretty, definitely
not a sea otter

now you're hitting
on me?

corbyn i have a
boyfriend

you're so annoying

actually i'm
christmas, i thought
i told you that

jeez how do you
even have friends

i have friend,
singular

i'm your only
friend? how
sad

i'm talking about
elora but i guess
you're cool too

ok ouch

what did the boys
say to you?

well they just
introduced
themselves

but zach thought
it was more realistic
that i was named
zach instead of
christmas

i won't ask

they're weird, but
they seem nice

how did they
even get your
number?

zach got it when
he was "talking
to his mom" on
your phone

lol i knew that
goon was up to
something😤😤

it's 3am here,
i'm gonna go to
sleep

night christmas

gn corbyn

[author's note]
holy crap these girls is so good i'm crying