We totally made out for like 20 minutes and then i went a lil south if you know what i mean and then we made sweet sweet love for like an hour and then she fell asleep on her bed i walked over to her chair and and sat down and just watcher her sleep
"Best therapy session ever cant wait to see where this goes"
I watch her sleep for half an hour then slowly lean in and cuddle with her until she wakes up then then she turns to me and plays with my hair
"How long have we been here?"
"Only 3 hours"
"Dam that long really?"
She stretches and yawns
"Yes and considering how your where exhausted when we where done you havent been sleeping well have you?"
"Not in years that was the best sleep i had in a long time"
I get up and stretch and crack my back then look at her
"Sadly our time is up"
She looks confused
"Arnt i the one thats suppose to say that?"
I laugh
"Now thats a funny joke, but sadly its ganna be 5 soon so i gatta go to work soon"
Aww shes so cute she got up put on her cloths and walked me out gave me a goodbye kiss and said
"Same time next week"
Then took a pen and wrote her number in my arm and went back into her office. Thats just adorable i then walked outside to my black and blue 2013 mustang and drove to my part time job Pets of all pets shop where i work part time i walk in and see my boss eddie feeding the fish, eddies a stupid fat and bald junky that loves me because i dont tell the cops about the illegal dog fights he stages saturday nights
"HEY! Theres my boy just in time, its friday so your ganna have to close up shop tonight"
He throws me the keys to the shop and i catch them an put them in my back pocket and watch him leave then i go behind the counter over where the dogs are and play with my gameboy and wait for customers. 4 hours pass and then its 9 and its friday night and i love fridays every friday night i close up shop, i walk up to the front door and lock up and put a closed sign on the door and then go in the back and grab a rat and put him on a plate
"Hey little guy how you doin tonight?"
I pet him and grab my surgical equipment from a drawer behind the counter and put them down next to the plate
"Oh how i love animals i think ill name you jimmy"
Pets the rat and plays with his ear and with the other hand grabs a surgical knife
"Now now jimmy"
I yank on his ear as hard as i can without tearing it
"dont go dying on me to fast now!"
I then take the knife and chop his little ear off hahahaha!! The rats screams and crys out of pain
"Hahahaha!"
I put the severed ear close to my mouth
"JIMMY OH JIMMY BOY! CAN YOU EAR ME!? HA! GET IT? HAHAHAH!!! NOW THATS FUNNY"
I THEN GRAB THE LITTLE BASTERD BY THE NECK AND PUT HIM ON HIS BACK AND SPLIT HIS STOMACH DOWN THE MIDDLE
"HAHAHAHA!! ARE YOU HAVING FUN JIMMY? HAHAHAHA!"
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J's son
FanficThis is a lil fan fiction i made up a story about if the joker from batman had a son and as you see the apple doesnt fall far from the tree as you will find out quick, he likes to talk to himself and break the 4th wall, a lot.And no i dont own the r...