He Wasnt Ready

Rookie Mistake?

     "Finn hurry the hell up boiah! We ain't got time for this Finn." Woody was preparing his belt for his slow ass bitch son. Right before Woody can get his belt thought the last belt loop Finn comes storming out leaping gracefully from the top to the bottom of the stairs landing on his feet. Woody opens the door and Finn gets in. Woody sits on the passenger side. Finn just got his learners permit and he wanted to drive to the county fair to meet his friends. He also wanted to impress this foreign exchange student girl he'd been waiting two years to ask out. "Alright boiah you know how to  start up the engine?" Finn grabs the keys and jams them in the key hole and the car starts up. "Watch it there boiah you gon' break my godam key!" "Sorry dad. I was eating a Milky Way." "Oh were you now. Well then go on  ahead and put it away so we can get started." Finn wraps up the knot into a cute little knot and places it down gently in the cupholder. "Alright you gon' slowly place your foo... The car takes off straight for the cornfield when Woody shoves Finn aside and tries to turn away but then out of nowhere a chicken flies up right in front of them. Woody turns so hard one of the car wheels slips in the chicken's blood and flip over completely. The car is stuck upside down for hours. Auntie Jess arrives at their home to stop bye and bring them a large chicken pot pie. She knocks but here's nothing. She is about to get back in her car when suddenly a loud spark bursts out and auntie turns to see a flipped car completely upside down. She drops the chicken pot pie and runs to the car. She recognized the license plate on the back: BIG COX. bye calls Woody but no answer. She looks on the driver's side thinking he was driving only to find Finn's head fixed in one position facing forward with blood on shards of the windshield. She grabbed him by the hair. She is she immediately drops his head and turns around to throw up and starts crying as she's dialing 911. Finn was impaled through his eye by the beak of the chicken which was still connected to the chicken head.