The Whole

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I called round Anastasia and Mario to give me a hand painting the newsagents.

it was good craic. we also painted mario orange.

why? Because we fucking wanted to 😊

We went back to my house and I looked at my poster, mario drew a black dot on Harry's nose which was bang on the middle. after I was finished battering the shite out of him💩 I notices the dot getting bigger. Soon there was a whole on the wall everyone and everything was frozen apart from me,

I touched Anastasia and she came to life. I thought it was best to leave mario. we entered the magical whole and fell right down and got a hard hid on our bums. when we landed I let out a real gassy fart.

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