I called round Anastasia and Mario to give me a hand painting the newsagents.
it was good craic. we also painted mario orange.
why? Because we fucking wanted to 😊
We went back to my house and I looked at my poster, mario drew a black dot on Harry's nose which was bang on the middle. after I was finished battering the shite out of him💩 I notices the dot getting bigger. Soon there was a whole on the wall everyone and everything was frozen apart from me,
I touched Anastasia and she came to life. I thought it was best to leave mario. we entered the magical whole and fell right down and got a hard hid on our bums. when we landed I let out a real gassy fart.

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The Poster
FanficLOTS OF BAD WORDS!!!! This is about at girl called Beth with a love to read.. She loves to visit this local newsagents. But one day she gets a poster. A magical poster. She is left with a huge task from her beloved friend Jack, will se be able to ma...