Laxus's P.O.V.
I guess.. Y/n had one too many drinks.
She was drunk, completely drunk.
Her face was tinted with pink from being intoxicated.
"ILL DRINK FOREVER BECAUSE IM HOMELESS AND WORTHLESS!! HAPPINESS COMES FROM MAGICAL LAMPS!" She said in between hiccups.
It pains me to hear her talk bad about herself.
(You guys are NOT worthless, you're amazing human beings! Or if you aren't human.. you're amazing what ever you are! XD)
She rolled on the ground, pretending like she was on a hill.
She soon stopped and crawled toward me.
She some how ended up sitting on my lap.
"You have..a PRETTY face!~" she slurred and booped my nose.
My face heated up as her hand slid from my face to my chest.
"C'mon sexy, take it off..~" she slurred and tried to un button my shirt but her fingers kept slipping.
Guild members were laughing and watching it all play out.
"I can't believe she got this drunk." Pet grunted shaking her head.
Y/n now layed on her back across my lap.
"Laxus should be taking advantage of this!" Bixlow said and stuck out his tongue.
"Advantage, Advantage!" His babies cheered.
I huffed, "I'm not going to do anything because I know it'll come back and bite me." I grunted.
"Oh you're damn right you're not doing anything!" Pet said.
"Should you take her home?" Mira suggested.
"What home?" I asked arching an eyebrow.
"Your home?" She suggested with a shrug.
I sighed, "I think she's too drunk to even walk. Should I carry her?" I asked.
Mira thought for a second before nodding her head.
"Where we going sexy?~" Y/n said playing with my hair.
I just grunted and carried her bridal style, she started to squirm I felt like I was gunna drop her.
Quickly I set her down on her feet.
She wobbled back and forth, then fell on her butt.
"I need to wait until she passes out." I huffed.
"Wish I could help ya there Laxus! But I fall asleep before I see her shut her eyes.
I don't even know if she DOES sleep." Pet said.
(Sleep? What is that?XD)
I decided to sit down and relax, multiple times Y/n tried to un button my shirt, un buckle my belt, cuddle me, and drink MORE.
It has been a exhausting night.
But finally at 2:40 am she was passed out cold on the floor.
Let's just say she was now on the floor with shorts and a tank top on..
I carefully lifted her up bridal style and walked outside.
People stared but thank god it was 2:40 AM or else there would be A LOT of people.
I finally made it to my house.
I had to unlock the door by putting the keys in my mouth, then shut and open the door with my foot.
I walked upstairs and set her on my bed.
I'll sleep on the couch tonight.
After locking the door properly and getting comfortable on the couch.
I fell asleep.
Your P.O.V.
I groaned, waking up to the bright sun.
I yawned scratching and look around the room.
This isn't my room.
This isn't my bed!
WHERE THE F*CK ARE MY CLOTHES! I swear I was wearing a coat and pants, now I'm wearing my tank top and shorts.
Why did I wear shorts underneath pants?
I'm weird.
My head throbbed with pain.
Owwww... I must be having a hang over...
I grunted in Pain but got out of bed.
Now to try and find out where I am!
I started walking down the stairs, into a living room.
And on the couch layed a snoring Laxus.
I smirked at how cute he looked asleep.
I'll leave him be... for now.
I'll be all good and make him some pancakes!
Yeah!
~~TIME SKIP~~
After making pancakes, I set it down on the kitchen table.
I walked over to Laxus, put my mouth up to his ear and yelled, "WAKE UP I GOT PANCAKES SO GO ZIPPITY ZAP AND EAT EM ZAPPY PANTS!!" I screamed.
He bolted up with an 'I hate you.' Look.
I grinned, but he smirked.
"Ya wanna know what you trie dot do to me last night?" Laxus asked with an arched eyebrow.
"I'm listening." I said.
"You said things like, take it off sexy and you tried to un button my shirt, cuddle me, un buckle my belt, and drink more." He said.
I felt my face heat up, like it was hitter then the pancakes.
"You were so wasted, you must have a killer hangover." Laxus said.
And he just reminded me of that throbbing pain.
"Yeah I do.. I made pancakes! Go eat em up Laxi!" I said and grinned.
He rolled his eyes at the stupid nickname I gave him.
He got up and started walking to the kitchen table, i followed closely behind him.
"Enjoy them!~" I hummed and sat down.
He followed my action by sitting and eating.
His face lit him when he started chewing, it's either he is eating something crunchy, or he enjoys it!
I waited for him to speak.
But he started to just stuff his face.
I giggled at how he started stuffing big pieces on pancake into his mouth.
That Laxus for ya.
I shook my head grinning, I decided to start eating my pancakes too.
Mm!~ they ARE delicious.
Laxus and I talked about random crap that didn't mean anything..
But I enjoyed this moment with Laxus.
I hope it never ends.
To be continued...
(Sorry it's short!)
