It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor
if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is
incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley
Cup and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together
since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes
his head. "No," he says. "They're all at the funeral."
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