The gays r coming

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Also there was a dream that Johnny depp and Angelina Jolie almost adopted me bc in my dream I kept waking up in alternate realities and one of the first realities I was with abaddon and she was really cool and she was teaching me how to hunt a bus full of zombies and after I killed them we went inside and had a party then on one of the alternate realities my dad was a dj who was really into supernatural and I would listen to his radio station all day and it played carry on my wayward son at least 50 times and I think in one of the alternate realities, Charley and I were in a catholic school and I was tryin to tell them that I kept waking up in different worlds and they were like,, Jaden, you are being ridiculous. You've always been here. Now go on to class. We're going to be late. And I was liek tf bishh whaaa

I think I might have had real sleepy paralysis bc I was tryin to stay awake and I had a dream my cat was tiny and ded in the sink and I was like luci noooo noooooooooooo and then she started growing and turned into my couch and ig that's when I woke up and I heard someone say gay in my kitchen and I tried to roll over and I couldn't and I tried to scream and I couldn't but then like a minute later I could again but like lmao the gays r comin for me

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