Little Old Man Jankins was in the room at the the young girls skeepover. He watched them as they took pictures of him, they didnt know who or what he was.
Big Man Jankins sat in a well. A deep well. His fat was so overwelming that someone cut all of that nasty fat out. Thats what made him little old man jankins...
Little Old Man Jankins fell in love with a woman named Martha Hen. She soon became Martha Jankins
She soon died and became a dolphin. then she died again and became a dog. Then a unicorn came down from the cloudless sky and stabbed her one hundred fifty seven times in the chest.
She soon became a unicorn and had a kitty child that soon became Patritia Jankins. But then da unicorn came a turned into a dog and ate the kitty child.
The Jankins all died in a well and then a worm decomposed them all.
But then a llama jumped down on their carcassas and ate their rotting flesh so that they wouldnt have to feel their ghostly pain.
they still live in our hearts with the flesh eating llama. For this will happen to you one day.
