This happened today.
Paige: Date got canceled.
Carmen: They always do. Maybe because you're a slut?
Paige: OH EHM GEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIND. [Paige's favorite and most used quote.] YOU MAD BRUH?
Carmen: For WHAT?
Paige: *smirks* you know you wanna be like me. You're still a virgin,HAHA.
*Carmen jumps up* I'M NOT A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gasp.
Leo: I'm gonna go grab Mcdonalds. Anyone else.
Paige: WHAT?!!
Carmen: YEAH,I SAID IT!
Kayla: McChicken & fries for me,Leo.
Paige: WHO WOULD FUCK YOU!!!?
Carmen: YO MOMMA.
Kayla: Don't forget the large sweet tea!
Paige: AWW.NAWW. OH EM GEE GIRL REWIND THAT PUHLEASE. CAUSE MAH EARS MUST BE MESSED UP.
Leo: Got it, *she leaves*
Carmen: I'm fucking sick of you always messing with me.
Paige: Girl,rewind that shit AGAIN. You started it.
Carmen: NO,YOU DID!
*Danielle appears from upstairs* JESUS CHRIST!
Paige: *rolls eyes*
Carmen: You want those eyes?
At this point paige rips Carmens glasses off and breaks them on her knee. Carmen apparently can still see decently without them,and she rips off Paige's wig.
Paige: YOU DON'T TOUCH MAH HURR
Carmen: Bring it.
*Danielle tries to break them up but she gets slapped,and crawls under a table. I go under too but still film.*
Carmen wins the fight and Paige goes upstairs and cries in her bedroom. Then she throws new boxes of condoms downstairs at Carmen. A few hit her.
Carmen: EW GROSS,UNUSED CONDOMS
A box spills out. They aren't unused.
Carmen screams and runs outside and trips and falls into our pool. Then nearly makes herself have a heart attack because she cant swim..But the pool is like 4 or 5 feet deep.
Until next stupid crisis,
Kayla.
