The Decision

Picking the man

Diggy POV:

So Tia wants me to hook her up with a boy. Tbh my homies think about is sex and body so i dno how this is gon work. Hmmmm.....

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So ive stayed up all night looking for suitable guys for ma girl, nigga better be grateful!

Kels POV:

*beep beepppppp*

Who the hell would be beeping their horn at this time? I swear that should be fxcking illegal its 8:00am lorddd! I dont care i am staying in my bed honk all you want nigga!

10mins later

*BEEP BEEEPPPPP*

Ffs! What is this?Annual wake up Kels at 8am day?! Lemme just go get the door ive had enough.

I open the door and start to yell.

"What the fxck you want nigga? You been beeping for like 20minutes!?"

Then i see who it is. DIGGY. Ofc it was him. I shoulda known. He walk out of his car with a smug grin.

"Good morning to you to." He smiles.

"Facking hell Dig, why could you not ring the doorbell like an ordinary person?! You probably woke up the whole street!"

"You know that aint how i roll." Dig says as he walks into the house. This nigga is pushing it i swear.

"By the way before you continue ranting, ive brought you boyfriend options but if you dont want em i can still go....?" He smiles slyly, slowly making his way towards the door. Ergh this child.

"WAIT. Fine fine whatever. But why the hell you come so early for? Kmt." I say, as we sit down on the floor while he brings out some pieces of paper from his bag.

"Whats that?" I ask.

"Hold on hold on Tia. Patience is a virtue young one."

Young one? Bitxh im 4 months older than yo ass.

"These are the guys that are suitable for you to date." He says as he spreads out some pictures on the floor.

"You are not serious Dig. How can u actually print pictures of each of them?" I swear this guy is paranoid.

"Whatever. Anyways should i start telling you about them or instead we could go chill like normal people?" He said sighing.

Normal people? Mate we are both far from normal. How are we actually doing this? I guess desperate situations call for desperate measures...😂

"C'mon Dig, lets start operation boyfriend for Tia session." I say all serious.

He bursts out laughing and pushes me over onto the floor. My head bangs hard and i start fake crying. He starts looking worried and inside im CREASING.

"Tia, Tiaaaaa im so sorry are you alright?" He says holding onto me. It felt nice to feel like someone cared about me. I cant wait to get my own boyfriend to do that for me all the time...

"LOOOOOOL! Im kidding Dig. Gotcha bitxh!"

His face fell into a stony screw and i couldnt help but roll on the floor and laugh at his stupid ass. I swear i love making him looking like an idiot.

"Tia thats werent funny." He says all straight faced and tryna be serious but i know he isnt cuz he called me Tia. Its all good.

"Yes it was Daniel. Now lets begin the boyfriend ting now please darling." I say smiling innocently.

He rolls his eyes and picks up the first picture.

"This is Greg. 17, funny, virgin, likes tuna, light skin, good at gymnastics. Dont get no fxcking ideas there."

I grin smugly and he gives me the "dont even fxcking go there" look. LOL.

"Ergh no, i hate tuna anyways and the name Greg is weird; next!"

"I swear ur so fxcking fussy Kelitia! Anyways next guy is Christopher, 16, dark skin, kinda goofy, dont drive but cool to be around. And hes dumb, never gets higher than Cs however hes virgin." He says smiling innocently.

"No way." I say.

"Why?" He says, sounding pissed, thinking imma talk about the virgin thing. LOL kmt.

"Because i dont date dumb guys, kmt."

"Oh. Your so shallow Tia, plus u dont date at all anyways so shutup about 'i dont date dumb guys'." He says laughing, immitating my voice. Very badly actually.

"Shutup u ugly idiot and show me the next guy." I reply, faking annoyed.

"Wait so your telling me to shutup yet you want me to show you the next guy?" He says, thinking hes smart. Kmt.

"Just show me man three Daniel." I say puffing out.

"Fine fine miss desperate." He replies with a sly smile.

"Im NOT desperate. I just-"

I get cut off by him saying

"Whatever whatever lets just get onto man3. His names Jaden-"

Now it was my turn to cut him off.

"Ew na. He has a girls name!" I sigh.

"Jaden is a unisex name. At least let me tell ya what hes like." He says slightly irritated.

"Exactly. Which means Jaden can be a for a girl. So next!" I demand.

"Ergh whatever. Anyways man 4 is Kailen. Hes latino-black and has long curly hair. Kinda like Corbin Bleu..."

He goes on and im just dreaming about me braiding this guys hair while we sit and chill and watch Love and Basketball and eat hotchocolate. I mean drink. Ergh whatever.

"Hes a grade A student, *kmt* and likes cracking corny jokes. Hes chill to be around and likes shopping and basketball. Think thats it for this idiot." Hes says breathing out heavily laughing.

This guy is obviously not Dig's type but i swear this boy is my dream man. Like what the hell he likes basketball as soon as i was dreaming about Love and Basketball😍💯🏀. Hellooooooo Kailen and Kelitia!