What is the deal with trying to introduce a story? I mean, it's a fun and easy way to Segway in media rēs or from the start, nonetheless I feel a need to warn you.
“any man trying to find meaning in this story will be prosecuted.
any man trying to find purpose in this story will be sued.
any man trying to find plot in this story will be shot.”
—Samuel Clemens, the introduction to the Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Now, we ought to get to the purpose. Girl Fieri is a comedy and parody of most self-insert Fanfiction, to this I admire and too wish to imitate. So I thusly thonk it'd be worth it to invest some of my limitless free time to writing a joke as well.
That, my pranksmiths, is why I'd advise you to stay far away.
