lion was wandering around the beach just minding their buisness till LE GASP a sexy lion appear out in nowhere
then lion raced to pyroar to talk to her BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT steven was there and lion is the shook to see steven whipping pyroar just like how slavary was and lion runs away and it repeats for almost two weeks and lion had to do something to save their crush so lion ran over steven and he dies because he weak boi HE WEAK then the others came and all GAAAAAAAAAASSSSSPPPPEED exept for the purple one who just said "he he our fam boy is weak son, our fam boy is weak son and y'all said that it was too morbid to be tru-" bird nose screeemed "SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU LITTLE-" wooooooooooooooahhhhhhhh gernt said "watch your profanity, this is uncensored" ten days later they fight and one month later the three poofed and connie, lapis, peridot and the pumkin dog i forgot the name of aint taking no risks and is heading STRAIGHT TO THE MOON TO NO B SEEN AGAIN BY SOCIETY
when that was over lion and pyroar was in love TILL pyroars husband is angry at her and lions girl pyroar broke up with her husband and they got a animal like wedding (cuz they're animals) and they have a happy end, the end
this is only the beggining my freinds, this is only the beggining of the calvacade so i hoped you got a warm up story now, let's dive more deep into the rabbit hole
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kami's cavalcade of crackships (shitpost) (unfinished)
Humor50 chapters = 50 crackships, what crackship means is that you can ship anyone and anything in a ironic way (wait I don't think that's right) I hope you like my terrible attempt of a shitpost for sh*ts and giggles