Step 1 : DON'T TRUST ANYONE!
Everyone says, TRUST ME! or BELIEVE ME but don't. you'll end up getting stabbed in the back.
Step 2 : Sing weird song lyrics around people (3
They just love it when you sing "all the best people are crazyyyy" or like... "1... 2.... melatonin's comin' for you..." lol just do it... you'll make ALL the friendssss!
Step 3 : fangirl over 12-15 year olds LOL
Like me, I fangirl over kids and I am just fine =) OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME
Step 4 : Be creepy around children
I am a very weird person. and I used to chase little kids around my track neighborhood until I moved, and now I live in a neighborhood that has like no kids :(
Step 5 : speak weird, and call people smol beans
This thing is more like 10 ways to be weird but okay... Call people smol beans, and potatoes... see their reactions. and say weird things that make NO SENSE. you'll get addicted.
Step 6 : Obsess over chips
MOST TEENAGERS OBSESS OVER CHIPS. BUT TO BE WEIRD IS TO MARRY YOUR CHIPS BUT THEN YOU EAT THEM AND WHOEVER IS AROUND YOU AT THAT MOMENT YOU SAY " I'm a black widow :P" and then they'll think your insane :P
Step 7 : Laugh creepy all the time
idk how to explain this but just laugh ur heart out boiiiiiiii
step 8 : just eat souls
step 9 : MAKE THESE
step 10 : um just um umm read this 10 more times :))
