Let's go to the mall. BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!!!!
*random guy*
???:NO BIITCH!! * takes phone and shoots it six times*
Selfie girl: it's cool I have a whole closet full of phones. *points at closet full of iPhones*
???: Noœòôöóõøō * runs out the house gets a nuke and remote detonator*
* throws nuke into house and presses button the runs and girl takes selfie while looking out the window*
Selfie girl: OMG WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*is cut off by whole house and neighborhood exploding*
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