Fairy Tail Texts

Earth Bound

Ezekiel: really

Grayson: what's wrong with a shameless self plug.

Ezekiel: everything

Grayson: fuck you

Ezekiel: fight me

Grayson: I'm your god. Try me

Lili: would you two stop fighting

Ezekiel: never

Blake: what are you guys doing anyway?

Grayson: shameless self plug

Auston: so... you guys wanna buy some drugs

Ezekiel and Grayson: hells yeah

Lili: are you gonna go tell them to read the book

Grayson: nah I think they got the message

Ezekiel: wanna go get wasted

Grayson: hells yeah

Blake: I'm twelve

Grayson: I'm god I can get anyone in anywhere