Sans One-shots

Family Reunion (UNDERTALE)

*some kinks are gonna go off*

Your with your family at a reunion. If that wasn't bad enough your boyfriend, Sans, is sending you pictures of his dick (thank you, Cards Against Humanity, for this wonderful idea).

Apparently it was a bad time of the year to go visit your family and leave a horny skeleton boyfriend alone. Meaning that it's mating season. Good call.

Flustered by the embarrassing pictures that luckily no one has seen, including your slut of a cousin, you went to a bathroom that was across the building so no one could hear you make the call.

You dial his number quickly. He immediately picks up.

"Sans, what the heck?! I'm with my family"

"But I wanna hang out with you~"

"Sans, I'm busy and your too far away"

"Look at the picture I sent ya"

You sigh and put the call on speaker and looked through your messages. There was definitely a new one. It's of Sans looking at the camera but his fingers in a V shape as his tongue is between his fingers, his blue jacket was at his elbows, and his shorts had a blue bulge. Now your blushing like a tomato.

"Do you like it?"

"I'm going to kill you when I get home"

"How about you punish me, mommy~"

(Hey, there's a daddy kink. Why can't there be a mommy kink?)

"Sans-"

"Come on don't you want to rip off my clothes and see what I can really do~"

"*sigh* Sans. Don't threaten me with a good time"

"Oh, I will~"

"(Y/N)? Are you ok? You've been in there for a while" your mom calls from the other side of the door. "I'm fine, mom" you call back. "I'm not only one who's crying for their mommy"

"What was that?" Your mom asked. You forgot that you put the call on speaker. "Oh, I-it was nothing. Just saying I love you" you said to try and save yourself. "Love you too honey" she says and walks away from the door.

"You are so dead"

"Oh, am I? Well then cum at me"

You shook your head and hung up the phone.