UPDATE BITCHES (after 4 months)

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Shrek's P.O.V
OH SHIT I thought to myself. I had to do something. I gotta do something. Oh shit. "Uhhh ok little bitch grab on to my leg." "What??!!" "GRAB ON TO MY FUCKING LEG CUNT!!!" "Ok!! Ok!!"

Spongebob's P.O.V
I grab on to shreks's leg and sigh. Contractions are painful!!

Later

"Uuggghhh" "Push!!" The nurse says. It hurts so much! "AHHHH" the doctor says when it sees what came out of my pussy. "WHAT??" I say. Shrek is also looking scared. "What??" "Y-your baby..." "I-It's...an ALIEN!!!" "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WINGS!!" Shrek yells. I quickly look down to see what the fuss is about, and I see a green/yellow alien with wings. "AHHH WTF??"

Shrek's P.O.V
"OMG I THINK ITS GOING TO FLY AWAY!!!" I yell. I'm scared af. This is so creepy what the fuck how does this happen!! Oh yeah! The yellow bitch probably was smoking weed, and sniffling Cheetos/cocain!!!

To be continued...

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