Lazy // p.j.h + k.y.h

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wonflower: jaaaaeeee :(

wonflower: I need advice :(

littlejae6: who hurt you

littlejae6: was it Sungjin or Dowoon? I'm not afraid to scrap with either of them

wonflower: nononono I need advice?

littlejae6: so you're actually coming to me for advice? What on?

littlejae6: oh my god is this like love advice? Omgomgomg pls tell me it is

wonflower: maybe? I don't know :(

littlejae6: talk to your good ol' pal jaehyung and tell me what's wrong

wonflower: how do I talk

wonflower: you know to someone

wonflower: like really cute and stuff?

littlejae6: DOES MY WONPIL HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE? OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

littlejae6: so this is what you do

wonflower: don't tease me :( I'm being serious

littlejae6: so you get a car and like hit them with it so then they have to notice you and talk to you

littlejae6: or!!!!!!

wonflower: that's a horrible idea :(

littlejae6: OR !!!!

littlejae6: you can hit their knees with a bat rendering them unable to move!!

littlejae6: OR !!!!! OR !!!!!

wonflower: jaaaaaeeeeee :( I'm serious I need help

littlejae6: or you can like kidnap and force them into a spaceship with you !!!!!!

wonflower: these are horrible ideas

wonflower: how did you manage to get yk to date you

littlejae6: we're not dating.......

littlejae6: BUT ANYWAYS BEFORE I GET SAD LET ME HELP YOU

wonflower: your ideas are kind of mean tho I don't want to hurt them :( I should ask yk

*wonflower has added astralyk to the chat*

wonflower: heeeeelllpppp yk :(

wonflower: Jae is giving bad advice and I need help :(

astralyk: what on?

littlejae6: my advice is great I swear

wonflower: how do I talk to someone like cute and stuff ?

astralyk: like be friends with them or?

astralyk: and who is it?

wonflower: uhhh

littlejae6: DO I KNOW THEM

littlejae6: PLS SAY I DO

wonflower: :(

astralyk: it's okay to not say, but try to see if you have common interest or smthing idk, that's how I started talking to chicken little over here

littlejae6: um rude

littlejae6: blocked, reported, unfriended

wonflower: you both know him hah :(

wonflower: it's uh

wonflower: it's dowoon haha :(

astralyk: I ship it

astralyk: I'll help you out sunshine :)

littlejae6: why don't you call me sunshine you scrub lord

wonflower: Really ?????

wonflower: Thank you !!!! So much !!!!! Ily !!!!

littlejae6: Bitch wHAT

astralyk: no problem !! Ily2

littlejae6: lets just all ignore the genius known as Jae, littlejae6, here yep 100% great idea

read as 8:04 pm

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Jae's advice is literally what my friend told me today to talk to someone