About Fangirls: A Poem by Me

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Hey guys! I know updates have been slow, but don't worry! I'm super close to finishing a one shot for you wonderful beauties, it's just super long XD (15k+ words) In the mean time, have little thing I wrote last year for fun!

Keep an eye out for the next One Shot!

-Author❤️

What not to do with Fangirls. A poem by yours truly ;)
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This is a poem I wrote
I'm sure that it'll help
I'll explain the life of a Fangirl
(I just hope you'll understand well...)

I'll start with Harry Potter
It's the first book you might want
Don't criticize the stories
Fangirls will get mad, surely
To us, he's not just a boy with a wand.

Next, there's Percy Jackson
Here's something I might as well tell
Don't look at us weird if we cry
The guy literally fell into hell!

Then there's the Fangirls of Divergent
We're not violent, we swear we're tame
But you'll do well to not say this comment
For the last time, it's not like the Hunger Games!

Speaking of which, that's another one
With a comment that makes us real bitter
To say we fight between characters
We really don't care who's the winner.

Back with the Hunger Games,
There's something I'd like to clear up
We've all said this once or twice
His name is not Peter, it's Peeta!

Percy Jackson again, we love him
We're sad they weren't made like they should
Percy is twelve, Annabeth's blonde,
The movies are not like the books!

Harry Potter once more, one little fact
Just a teensy, little one you shouldn't forget
His hair isn't tame, it's wild and undone
His eyes aren't blue, they're green like his mum's!

I've said a few words
I hope you understand
A Fangirls life is fun
But can get a bit out of hand.

If you don't judge a book by its cover
Or a Fangirl by her fandom, you'll be fine
Unless, of course, you insult them
Then I suggest you run and hide. :)

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