The Right One - R. Reigns/Orton/PC

Chapter Four

"You're something else but I bound to get through those electrical fences." He walks out and she flops down on the bed.

"OWWWW! Great my ass hurt and I'm stuck with a stranger. FML." She dials Eve's number and the third attempt Eve finally picks up and Monica lets out a long loud scream.

"GIRL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOURE GON' BUST MY DAMN EARDRUM!"

Monica, "I hate him! I hate him! I hate him already! But I married him!" 

"Hate who? And are we three throwing tantrums. Married? What?!"

Monica, "You remember that guy from the party. You remember we were dancing and we made out and I woke up with swollen lips and a band."

Eve, "Hold the hell up. He hit you. Oh hell no!"

Monica, "Eve focus. Not those lips. The ones that are in my pants."

Eve, "Girl you trippin cause you got some good loving?"

Monica, "No because I'm married to him. I did the dumbest thing ever getting drunk and having sex with a stranger but marrying him tops it all. Now he's saying he doesn't want a divorce. What should I do?"

Eve, "He doesn't have to consent to the divorce. Get an annulment."

Monica, "Okay. How much do you think it'll cost? Listen, text me. He's on the way back up."

Eve, "How do you know?"

Monica, "I can smell him."

Eve, "Behave but what does he smell like? He looks like he smells phenomenal."

Monica, "He does but that's not the point." Monica hangs up and Joe walks in with platters. "You bought breakfast?"

"Yep."

Monica, "What's under that one?"

"Dessert."

Monica, "I have sweet tooth craving right now." Monica lifts the top and its cinnamon rolls and slices of red velvet and lemon cake "Happy Anniversary/Honeymoon Honey." Monica looks at Joe with evil eyes and he burst out in laughter, "You think this is funny?"

"Im sorry. You was so excited and I was going to say something but the jokes keep being on you."

Monica, "I want a divorce."

"No problem. But lets just enjoy these few days. As a matter of fact travel with me."

Monica, "I don't think that's a great idea."

Joe, "Im going to Portugal, France, Spain, Hawaii, Ireland, should I say more."

Monica, "Did you say Portugal and Hawaii? Those are my dream places. Okay fine but only because I want to go to those places and can't quite afford to go right now."

"I got you."

Monica, "Listen dude okay. I'm not some whore you can marry and flash your money at and what do you do because I don't fool around with drug dealers so your occupation better have a damn W-2." He just laughs, "I'm not afraid of you Mrs. Anoai and yes it does and I don't deal with drugs." She rolls her eyes, "I hate you. FINE! And I'll pay for my own stuff."

Joe steals a kiss, "Sorry doll against my role as a husband." She notice a bag with clothes and she opens it and its an outfit for her (in MM). She smiles because it was the Steelers. She thought to herself 'real smooth Joe but not going to happen captain.' After she showered and got dressed, he comes down in a button up shirt that matches his eyes with matching pants and shoes. She did admit to herself he looked handsome and sexy all in one. "You look beautiful."She just mugged him, "Youre gonna get wrinkles in that pretty little head of yours with all the frowning and mugging you be doing." Kisses the top of her head.