I hated family trips because I had to wear pink. Even pronouncing that color made me sick. I was forced to wear a pink crown and pink bows with my hair done in cornrows and slightly curled in the bottom, it always bought back memories of pre school and primary school and some parts of highschool until my dad bought me a pink bike for my 16th birthday which I traded for a sweet black and red one.
What I would do is I'll leave home wearing my ridiculous outfits then stop by the petrol station to change. That's why I was always late for school but the teachers never said anything properly cause they didn't want me there but dad was paying the principal extra money for me to be accepted there. I also had to wear a pink open neck top which exposed my tiny boobs. Speaking about boobs I don't possess my mom's beautiful body which is a nice pair of boobs and an firm ass that's not big buy easiest small either. She also had a very flat stomach ( you couldn't tell if I once lived in there) instead I had small boobs which you would noticed existed I was wearing a bra and a little bum. The only thing I did possess from mom was her long firm legs and natural flexibility.
My top had Princess written in sequins and u also worse a with a silver sequinned corset and pink skirts with disaster written on my bottom." You know rules Disaster stay in the car until the bat arrives then drive back home". Him and mom then left to rob a bank with he's minions already causing terra inside.
A moment later batman and robin arrived. Batman went after dad well robin tried to stop mom. " How many robins must kill to get rid of y'all" snarled mom as she swang her signature bat. " No more cause this is gonna but you in a cage" robin replied effortly dodging mom's swift attacks. Meanwhile batman had dad cornered and dad didn't look in good shape." Give up now Joker" he commanded. " Dad only rose up with a massive red lipped grin pointing a gun at batman. " And what fun would that be" he replied trying to laughing but only ending up stopping from pain.
Mom eventually shot robin leaving him to collapse in the a floor. " Another dead bird" mom said to herself then went after batman challenging him by calling him batsie batsie . Dad then fired the gun as batman instinctually covered himself only to eventually notice no bullet came only a banner written ha ha haaaa. After he's realisation dad started laughing as mom simultaneously came and hit batman with her bat. After several minutes of pure combat mom and dad got into their getaway car then drove off, with batman hot on their trail. That was my queue I drove back home like I always did. I started driving this car when I was 9 the cops never stopped me, I assumed they just thought batman will sort it out.
I got to the front gate to find robin and he's bike waiting outside. Shit I was dead
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The Jokers daughter
FanfictionPrincess Disaster ( her dad gave her that one) Quindale is the one and only daughter of her deranged parents Harley Quinn and the sinister Joker. After refusing to join the 'family business' she embarks on her a dangerous journey where everything sh...