( elena. )
( o2. instagram )elenacoleridge has just posted a photo !
elenacoleridge: get ready for ur diss track
tagged: scarfslahey
liked by motherhens camilopez graysuns + 38 otherscamilopez: so this is what you meant by "bitch is gonna have his ass roasted and toasted"
motherhens: LINK IN BIO! 👅 SMASH THAT FOLLOW BUTTON IF WANT A 25% DISCOUNT CODE TO SATAN'S LAIR 👏👏
graysuns: motherswans i'm breaking up w/ you
scarfslahey: did you honestly drive two towns over to take that picture?
elenacoleridge: scarfslahey no
lexluthor: scarfslahey yes
elenacoleridge: lexluthor hi pls go fuck urself
elenacoleridge: scarfslahey wouldn't have to drive 2 hrs away and pay 80 bucks to write & record a diss track if u would of just sent me ur notes
jackwhitemore: lazy bitch
scarfslahey: you wouldn't of had to do all that if you just....idk....paid attention in the first place
motherhens: HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS TODAY WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY ON WEATHER OR NOT GRAYSON SLATER IS A SNAKE 🐛🐛
camilopez: jackwhitemore where did you come from and can you please leave ????
elenacoleridge: jackwhitemore lol u right but u don't see me telling everyone bout ur micropenis
elenacoleridge: if anyone is a snake it's isaac
lexluthor: gonna need some receipts first
elenacoleridge: okay how bout isaac tellin me he will always lend me notes but when i actually need them he is no where to b found?
camilopez: wait wasn't jackson an actual snake last year
your comment has been reported!scarfslahey: pretty sure i meant as long as i was in the same COUNTRY as you
graysuns: motherhens that's a catapiller dumbass
elenacoleridge: scarfslahey sure whatever hope ur ready for me to put ur ass on blast
camilopez: ??? who reported my comment??
scarfslahey: mccallin hey scott do you still have pre calculus notes? can you lend them to elena
mccallin: scarfslahey wait isn't elena that theater chick you had a crush on?
lexluthor: crush?
scarfslahey: mccallin no ??? that's crazy i don't lick her
elenacoleridge: i mean you can if u want
motherhens: same hmu lahey
scarfslahey: i meant like stupid autocorrect
graysuns: motherhens hello your boyfriend is right here
elenacoleridge: i was gonna make up an excuse bout autocorrect but why lie 👀 i might b a lazy bitch but i ain't a lyin one
motherhens: graysuns uh ever heard of a minaj twat
camilopez: i stepped away from my phone for 5 minutes and this is what i come back to
mccallin: what's the topic?
graysuns: ménage à trois
graysuns: it's called a ménage à trois
graysuns: motherhens how did you pass french 1 again?
elenacoleridge: mccallin everything
mccallin: what?
elenacoleridge: mccallin everything from the first semester of pre cal
camilopez: isn't midterms in two days
scarfslahey: please tell me you were joking elena
lexluthor: scarfslahey no she's not
elenacoleridge: lexluthor get 👏 out 👏 of 👏 my 👏 vagina 👏👏👏
elenacoleridge: and nah i ain't joking u also got ap history notes
scarfslahey: how did you not take notes for the last 3 months
elenacoleridge: scarfslahey when the class first started it was easy so i didn't take any notes
elenacoleridge: and when i was lost i just went "fuck it lahey will give me his"
elenacoleridge: how was i supposed to know u weren't gonna be here anymore
elenacoleridge: but fr u gonna give me those notes or what don't have all day to wait
scarfslahey: you waited 3 months i'm sure you can wait a few more hours
mccallin: yeah of course just dm me a place to meet and I'll give them to you
elenacoleridge: scarfslahey mccallin thank u my hoes
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this chapter wasn't supposed to turn out like this but oh well. looks like i'll be updating everyday or every other day cause i'm inspired
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elena! (isaac lahey)
Fanfictionelenacoleridge: get ready for ur diss track scarfslahey: did you honestly drive two towns over to take that picture Elena Coleridge friendship with Isaac Lahey was only to an extent - and that extent was her constantly borrowing his notes...