elena! (isaac lahey)

xii. twelve

( elena. )
( 12. instagram + messages )

elenacoleridge has just posted a photo!

elenacoleridge: what did i say bitch? get ready for a new bop titled 'isaac has a tiny penis (and is also a bitch ass loser)' get it on itunes and spotify
tagged: scarfslahey
liked by kiraxoxo mtates graysuns scarfslahey

kiraxoxo: i love only (1) women

graysuns: jake paul who?

motherhens: rylans adams who?

liamdunbae: i stan only (1) women

mtate: r t

mtate: WAIT DID I DO THAT RIGHT ELENA IS THAT HOW YOU MEME THINGS

stiles24: no wonder you didn't get the lead in the winter musical

mccallin: oh my god stiles no

scarfslahey: i know diss tracks are supposed to be insulting but i don't think 'his jaw line is sharper than my future' counts as a diss

camilopez: scarfslahey she also mentioned that you were attractive too i think she got a diss track confused with a love song

elenacoleridge: camilopez nah u didn't listen to all of it cause after i built your ego up i had a verse that tore it all down

scarfslahey: oh yeah 'you an ugly ass mother fucker with a greasy ass forehead and your head is too big for your body' wow that hurts as much as 'god damn you are cute no homo tho'

elenacoleridge: STOP DRAGGING ME

lydsmartin: should of thought of that before you wrote, recorded, and posted a diss track

scarfslahey: go away lydia

kiraxoxo: i still only love (1) women

motherhens: hey elena didn't know if you saw this but mayonnaise brought up how you didn't get the lead in the spring musical

graysuns: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT SHE DIDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE

motherhens: because i want my queen to snatch their wigs off they deserve it 🐸☕

elenacoleridge: okay u better buckle up cause shit is gonna get real

elenacoleridge: u wanna run ur mouth and make fun of me cause i make diss tracks go right ahead sweetie

elenacoleridge: just cause i didn't get lead in the winter musical don't mean jack shit. not only did i get lead in the spring musical i'm also the one the one whose gonna be directing it so u know who what mayonnaise stilinski and rip off cheryl blossom u can go fuck urself or catch these hands

liamdunbae: GOD I STILL ONLY STAND (1) WOMEN

scarfslahey: yeah what she said

stiles24: oh wow so you get the lead in a musical still doesn't mean you'll make it anywhere

mccallin: ......i changed my mind i can't hang out with you tonight stiles i'm sick oops sorry

scarfslahey: okay you know what stiles fuck you elena can handle herself yeah i know she don't need anyone defending her but guess what i'm sick of you walking around being a dick and everyone always forgetting about it

scarfslahey: elena is annoying and gets under my skin and sometimes i want to bang my head on the wall because she makes me so damn frustrated

mtate: sexually?

elenacoleridge: u trying to defend me or drag cause honestly i'm down for both

scarfslahey: but she's also smart and amazing and talented. yeah, she makes diss tracks big deal asshole at least she's out there actually doing something with her life unlike you. in ten years from now when she's on broadway shes gonna look out in the crowd and guess where you gonna be? probably in some run down motel still jerking off to pictures of lydia thinking 'wow,,,instead of engaging in all these illegal activities as a teen and making fun of mental illness i should of been like elena'

lexluthor: making diss tracks and procrastining

scarfslahey: just go fuck yourself stiles. you too lydia. you come for elena you come for me too and you know what i'm capable of

graysuns: did isaac lahey go on a rant and threaten to beat someone's ass over....diss tracks.......

motherhens: did isaac lahey go off on two extremely problematic assholes and stand up for elena's lame ass

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messages between LAHEY 👅 and elena 👀

elena 👀

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100% not sorry to all of you stiles/lydia/stydia stans if you came to this book and excepted something else other than memes and diss tracks don't know what to tell you. on other news, enjoy this weird chapter