It is I, Squid. This is Squid's book full of random things...
First off:
Squid decided to play would you rather online and one of the first questions were," Would you rather live as a psycho maniac or make any random country explode (there is a chance it could be yours)?"
Squid laughed. Squid already lives as a psycho maniac.
Second would you rather question was: " Would you rather bang your teacher or eat a squid?"
Squid decided to click the reasonable answer. Squid would rather dsvvds their teacher.
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Squid is going now. Squid go eat food...
