Squid found more funny ones:
Would you rather stab out your eye with a tooth pick or eat 9 million poisoned cookies?
Squid chose cookies.
Would you rather watch your parents do-the-do, every day for a year or put needles under your toenails?
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Squid is upset with options.(option 1)
Would you rather never eat pizza or be naked for halloween?
pfft... Squid will never eat pizza.
Would you rather slowly turn into your opposite gender or be a couch potato?
What gender would Squid be...? (Squid is gender neutral)
Would you rather be a cat or teleport to the beach when you lie?
Second Option. *Thinking*
Person: Do you hate me?
Squid: No, not ever in a milli-
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Squid: *teleports* time for bed and cookies I guess.
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Squid found these on:
http://would.you-rather.com
