i aint your mommy boi

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unknown number: um mom i ran out of pills and the pharmacy is closed today?? so what do i do

r: i ain't your mommy boi

unknown number: oh god
unknown number: um forget this ever happened

r: also why the fuck don't you have your moms number saved

unknown number: she jUST GOT A NEW PHONE OKAY

r: calm down feisty
r: also,, feisty,, what's your real name ;);)

unknown number: okay im uncomfortable
unknown number: u could be some grown ass grandpa for all i know

r: okay that was rude

unknown number: good.

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